Mr. Kiji

This week…

We looked at the 7 Hottest Women in the World

Facebook’s offices are amazing

We sweated these Barry McGee Wall Vinyls

Tila Tequila’s Titties went up for auction

and…

Morena Baccarin

TERENCE KOH, SAAQIOU
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7th at 9:30pm
BROOKLYN MUSEUM, 200 EASTERN PARKWAY, BROOKLYN, NY

Terence Koh, whose work is featured in the Brooklyn Museum’s collection, presents a special performance that blends vocals, rock and synthesized music, mixed with a light and media installation.
Curated by Sarah Giovanniello, Traslin Ong, and Eugenie Tsai.
Presented as Part of Target First Saturdays at the Brooklyn Museum.
FREE

via, supremebeing

Julia Chesky crept out into the night with us and documented the scene at Kim Cogan’s, Kristin Baker’s, and Paul McCarthy’s openings, plus a party at OAK.

We are pleased to present our 25th installment of Sound Advice featuring z†. A society of 12 individuals who craft, collaborate and create objects, products and ephemera, z† is.

Sound Advice 25 – z†

01 King Of Carrot Flowers Part 1 – Neutral Milk Hotel
02 This Is The One – The Stone Roses
03 Lost – The Mary Onettes
04 The Old Man’s Back Again (Dedicated To The Neo-Stalinist Regime) – Scott Walker
05 This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody) – Talking Heads
06 So Sad – The Everly Brothers
07 Gentle As – Elbow
08 Remember (Walking In The Sand) – The Shangri-Las
09 The Selecter – The Selecter
10 This Is How We Walk On The Moon – Arthur Russell
11 Chistelle – ESG
12 October (Love Song) ‘86 Version – Chris & Cosey
13 If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next – Manic Street Preachers
14 Life’s Little Tragedy – Lambchop
15 Golden Hours – Brian Eno
16 Goodbye Sadness (Tristeza) – Astrud Gilberto
17 Days I Had With You – Kings Of Convenience
18 Kicker Of Elves – Guided By Voices
19 Break My Body – Pixies
20 Disintegration (Live XFM Great Expectations) – The Cure
21 Vapour Trail – Ride
22 happY – frYars
23 No Fit State – Hot Chip
24 The Wanderer (Featuring Johnny Cash) – U2
25 Bonus Medley

Download Sound Advice 25 Now!

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Social Distortion, Story of My Life

This week, Neil asks Anita…

Neil: Most Americans do not accept the theory of evolution. Instead, 51percent of Americans say God created humans in their present form, and another three in 10 say that while humans evolved, God guided the process. Just 15 percent say humans evolved, and that God was not involved.  So if we evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? On second thought, thats not my question, this is.  If you could be born again would choose to be a different sex to what you are?

Anita: You wanna know why we have monkeys and apes? Because them shits is DANG cute. You obviously haven’t been to a zoo in a long time, but if you dig deep in your memory, you might find that 30% of entertainment while chilling at the zoo is catching a chimp, baboon, or makak straight up jacking off, grinning at horrified families. That shit is hilarious! No one wants to see a rhino touching himself, it’s too complicated. Monkeys and masturbation? A win every time.

Now to answer your second question: I would fucking LOVE to have a dick. First of all, they seem like a bundle of fun. And second of all, you get to pee! Everywhere! Anywhere! All the time! No squatting down, pulling your pants to the side, exposing your entire ass to whoever happens to walk by, and inevitably dumping half a cup of urine down your left shoe. Nope! It’s like the Canon elph: point and shoot. Not only does having a ween sound like just a more practical option, but do I even need to touch on the whole monthly bleeding + pushing an entire human being out of a hole between your legs situation? Sure, motherhood is a beautiful thing, but dicks are beautiful too. Sign me up for the sex change, I’m ready.

Kool Keith, Blue Flowers, 1996

A bunch of shows opening up this weekend, we decided to consolidate it all to one easy-to-manage post.  That’s Jeremy Fish above who opens a show at Laguna Art Museum on Saturday.

Tomoo Gokita – Heaven

November 07, 2009 — December 19, 2009

Opening Reception
November 07, 2009
6:00 — 8:00 PM

2622 S. LA CIENEGA BLVD.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA 90034

T: 310.837.0191

Opening Saturday, Nov. 7th, 7pm to 10pm
Exhibition runs through Dec. 20th, 2009
rsvp to: MichaelKevinGeoff@hvw8.com

HVW8 Art + Design Gallery
661 N. Spaulding Ave. L.A. Ca 90036
Hours: Tues to Sun, 1 – 6pm
www.hvw8.com
323 788 4898

HOW TO BLOW YOURSELF UP
By WK

Opening Reception: Saturday, November 7th / 8-11PM FREE
November 7th – December 5th

Subliminal Projects
1331 W Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90026

Sat, Nov. 7th 7-10PM
New Image Art Gallery
7908 Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood / 323.654.2192
“14 Artists” featuring the works of Dennis McNett, Paul Wackers, Erik Foss, Richard Colman, Eddie Ruscha, Lori D., Kellesimone Waits, Jordin Isip, Cleon Peterson, The Date Farmers, Judith Supine, My Mo and Skullphone

New Image Art
7908 Santa Monica Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90046
(323) 654-2192

C215 & Logan Hicks

Parallel Universe

opening reception this Friday November 6th between 7 – 11pm and the show will be running until December 4th

Show & Tell Gallery
1161 Dundas St. West
Toronto, ON
M6J 1X3
Canada

LeBasse Projects presents:

ʻGo Eastʼ – A three-day group exhibition in New York
LeBasse Projects NY
42 Rivington St.
New York, NY 10002

November 5th – 7th, 2009
Opening reception: Saturday, November 7th, 7-11pm

How to open a wine bottle with your shoe!  I would suggest you practice this at home before you bust it out at a party.

Amazing images created using the camera obscura by Abelardo Morell.

Read more about him here on Flaunt

It seems that eventually your kitchen will  start to look like the Jetsons.  Meet “Quatuor,” the food dispenser. Solids and liquid ingredients no problem, it’s the shower soap dispenser for the kitchen. More photo’s and info here.

Blackout Cake Romancin

I love the chocolate cake. It has to be just right, moist, fluffy, at least two layers with chocolate icing on the whole thing. Sometimes extra icing is good cus then I’ll get to romance my face with the cake and getting all that chocolaty creamy icing in and around my mouth. Yeah you see the candle that’s romance.

Beautiful black and white photographs of Natalia Vodianova by Hedi Slimane

Scientists perform sex change operation on papaya