In this feature, two of our favorite people, Neil Anblomi and Anita Goodman, ask each other important questions
This week, Neil asks Anita…
Neil: The other day I was riding the subway and there was a phrase written on the wall of the train that really got me thinking. The text read “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” So after some internet searching I found that in a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if
we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words we drink shit all day, everyday. So, Jenny, are you thirsty yet? Also, does love=sex?
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In this feature, two of our favorite people, Neil Anblomi and Anita Goodman, ask each other important questions
This week, Anita asks Neil…
Anita: “I can’t seem to un-see that chimp mauling victim’s face. Upon seeing it, my roommate immediately said “man I would be so mad I didn’t die.” What about you? Would you want to live while being insanely disfigured? If so, what would you use to camouflage your deformaties?
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I see Danzig taught him well.
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These are part of a questionnaire from 1933.
My Favorite:
“Eats whatever is served without grumbling or criticism”
Classic.
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Rachel Bilson, Leighton Meester, & Mila Kunis.
All are welcome into the apartment of The Enablist.
In this feature, two of our favorite people, Neil Anblomi and Anita Goodman, ask each other important questions
This week, Neil asks Anita…
Neil: Most Americans do not accept the theory of evolution. Instead, 51percent of Americans say God created humans in their present form, and another three in 10 say that while humans evolved, God guided the process. Just 15 percent say humans evolved, and that God was not involved. So if we evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? On second thought, thats not my question, this is. If you could be born again would choose to be a different sex to what you are?
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In this feature, two of our favorite people, Neil Anblomi and Anita Goodman, ask each other important questions
This week, Anita asks Neil…
Anita: Halloween is upon us again and I am running all over damn town trying to get my shit ready and piece together a costume that is both humorous and appealing to the opposite sex – why is it so hard to not look like either a total goofball or a complete slut on halloween? Anyway. A couple of years ago, I broke up with a long(ish) term boyfriend on Halloween, partly because he refused to wear a costume that matched mine (I was a french maid, and wanted him to be a butler) – what do you think is the importance of wearing matching costumes when you’re in a relationship? Is it totally obnoxious or a necessary evil? If you had a sig. o, what would you dress up as this year?
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This week’s 10 were put together by our homie at The Whoa!
Excerpt from issue two of Paper Monument
In this feature, two of our favorite people, Neil Anblomi and Anita Goodman, ask each other important questions.
This week, Neil asks Anita:
Neil:There is this chick who works at a local cafe by my office. One day whilst talking to her she told me that guys with tattoos are her biggest turn on. I have kept my body ink free, just in case I want to get buried in a Jewish cemetery (you never know) but now I’m considering getting one to pique her interest. I’m thinking some type of tribal arm band, or maybe a Japanese character on my fore arm. I’m so excited just writing about it! Any advice?
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Our whole 45 Frames of We Were Once a Fairytale, how else is there a way to explain that nearly 3/4 of the shots are identical?
Peep it and make up your mind.
In this new feature we explore the English language as it was meant to be spoken. We dig deep through the best reference in the world, the Urban Dictionary. Got a nice word or phrase we should feature? Leave it in the comments.
In this feature, two of our favorite people, Neil Anblomi and Anita Goodman, ask each other important questions.
This week, Anita asks Neil:
“As I get older I have noticed that hair has started sprouting in strange places. Chin, nipples, feet – it’s like studios released a sequel to my puberty without my consent, and its getting two big thumbs down. In your opinion, do you think I should just let that shit flow? Embrace nature? Be a natural, mature, beautiful woman? Or should I turn into a plucking maniac that wastes hours upon hours hunting, tweezers in hand, for the slightest little sprout of a boob pube?”
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A website that takes rap lyrics literally. Nothing short of outstanding.
Have a look here
In this new feature we explore the English language as it was meant to be spoken. We dig deep through the best reference in the world, the Urban Dictionary. Got a nice word or phrase we should feature? Leave it in the comments.
Of course I’ve seen him in my dreams..
“In January 2006 in New York, the patient of a well-known psychiatrist draws the face of a man that has been repeatedly appearing in her dreams. In more than one occasion that man has given her advice on her private life. The woman swears she has never met the man in her life.
That portrait lies forgotten on the psychiatrist’s desk for a few days until one day another patient recognizes that face and says that the man has often visited him in his dreams. He also claims he has never seen that man in his waking life.
The psychiatrist decides to send the portrait to some of his colleagues that have patients with recurrent dreams. Within a few months, four patients recognize the man as a frequent presence in their own dreams. All the patients refer to him as THIS MAN.”
Peep the creepy website here
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