Oh Hail No

Just another summer beach storm in Siberia

Big Balls Don’t Lie*

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Based on the size of his genitals and the condition of his teeth, a 13-year old picked up on theft charges in Russia was ruled by a judge to be an adult and to be tried like one.

*to be read in the tune of Big Girls Don’t Cry by The Four Seasons

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Making Women Feel Secure, but Also Funny

Clown Ninja Eddie Huang wraps up his travels in Moscow

“a lit torch is like a wife: You have to carry it gently and carefully”

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A 101-year old Siberian man is training for the Sochi Winter Olympics torch relay by parading around with a frozen salmon.

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