Christian Marclay – Telephones, 1995

Before ‘The Clock’

Breathometer

breathometer

The World’s First Smartphone Breathalyzer

“If Tiger Woods had this Japanese feature in his phone, he wouldn’t have gotten in trouble,”

flip-phone-infidelity-phone

The old clamshell Fujitsu F-Series, aka The “Infidelity Phone”

There’s No Emoji For Bricked Shot

I needed one of those last night. Anyway, Emoji’s Explained.

For The Budding Meteorologist Who Decided To Go Into Finance Instead

The Netatmo Urban Weather Station for the iPhone, iPad, and Android.

Shaka Sign Into A Phone Call

The hi-Call is a glove that enables you via bluetooth to talk through your hand.

The Future of Home Phones

Philips s10 Premium Cordless Phone

Integrate your mobile and landline into one device using the magic of bluetooth.

via, gearpatrol

The Burner App

Now you can mask your cell phone number.

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Phantom Vibrations

Everything you need to know about this weird phenomena that’s been happening since the advent of cell phones (but maybe as far back as skypagers).

For Taking Underwater iPhone Photos

The TAT7 iPhone Scuba Case

via, werd

Style Wars Ringtones

These would be even greater if they were shorter clips. 

AudiOffice by invoxia

Another nice entry into the office phone dock category.

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For The Modern Office with Great Cell Phone Reception

Native Union’s MM03i 

Pablo Escobar’s Portable Telephone

“The portable telephone Pablo was using when police traced calls to his family in the hours before his death on 2 December 1993.”

Featured in James Mollison’s book The Memory of Pablo Escobar

Got Some New Lingo

Learn to speak Sext.

via, biotv

 

18 Business Days Until Christmas: Cool Hunting x Freehands

Striped Smartphone Cashmere Gloves 

Morning Dose of The World’s First Mobile Phone

1922

via, laughingsquid

Muji Touchscreen Gloves

For those of us who have to deal with winter

via, spoon & tamago

DROID RAZR by Motorola

Dear iPhone,

I know your mom’s going to make this a pain in the ass for me but, I’m leaving you for a Droid RAZR. Listen, this is not all your fault… RAZR and I first met years ago at the end of college and we have memories. But anyway, you’re too high maintenance, and way too fragile for me. Plus, the RAZR is skinnier than you, and that just works with what I’m going for right now.

Tell your mom I said what’s up and that I still like her computers,

Dave