bizarroland theme parks

bizarroland has compiled a list of crazy bizarre theme parks, Hello Kitty to Stalin land.

This is so awesome


Personal Urns, does Kiss make these?

Here’s the pitch….

Personal urns are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one. Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite Celebrity. New advances in facial reconstruction and 3D printing have made it possible to have an urn made in the image of anyone from just a photograph. Never forget a face. Personal Urns combine art and technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations.

Available in Two Sizes: Full sized will hold all of the ashes of any adult. Keepsake size is about 1/4 of the full sized and will hold about 25 cubic inches”

I’m stuck, I cannot commit to which celebrity I am going to use. May I also suggest in your last will you should request some f’d up celebrity. Like one of the two Corey’s or Webster, or Arnold from Different Strokes, Knight Rider, a character from Star Wars, it’s endless. So many options.


Camel’s Milk, Chocolate


Yep, Milk Chocolate made from Camel’s milk.  We’d be down to try some and may have the opportunity soon as the maker, Al Nassma, has announced plans to expand into the European and US Marketplace.  Soon enough we’ll all know the symbol of ‘discerned taste of the Arabian World.’

Random YouTube Search

Searched the term ‘tanker’ this morning, and it got weird

You could probably find a baby in this cabbage patch


This and other examples of the World’s Largest Fruits and Vegetables here.

(Thanks Hallie!)

rise of the machines


Robot fish developed by British scientists are to be released into the sea off north Spain to detect pollution. That’s probably not that hard since we have polluted most of the planet.

“If next year’s trial of the first five robotic fish in the northern Spanish port of Gijon is successful, the team hopes they will be used in rivers, lakes and seas across the world. ”

How freaked would you be if you’re… standing on a bridge fishing for dinner and all of sudden you catch one of these things?


wtf glowing monkeys


No, these are not album covers. They are  glowing monkeys. Speechless…. here’s the deal,

“A quintet of genetically engineered glowing monkeys have proved that foreign genes can be passed onto future generations.

The five marmosets carry a fluorescent protein gene that causes their skin to glow under ultraviolet light. Scientists were able to show the gene could be inherited by their offspring.

The Japanese breakthrough opens up the prospect for the first time of monkeys being used – like mice – as research tools for the study of numerous human diseases.”


Twitter The Movie, Twitter the TV Show


Huh? and Huh?

disturbing 80’s commerical

Kinder Surprise, candy for kids from a strange bald flat faced man.

What are you really promoting?


Russian Roulette 2. Ok, this has to be the craziest thing ever.  More photos after the jump.

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Protect The Camel Toe


The Cuchini is one of those products created to erase the evidence of Camel Toe.  I am opposed to that.  See how it works after the jump

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LED Throwie Rat or mouse


Instructables is a site that instructs you how to do things. This was one of the the tutorials, “How to be a LED Throwie Rat, or Mouse“. You may be asking yourself, “what the f?” Here is the copy from the post.

introLED Throwie Rat (or Mouse) How to make a Rat LED Throwie. Or, what happened when LED Throwies met Mouse Taxidermy.

Be warned, this is another extremely graphic tutorial featuring guts, dismemberment, and soldering. Also see Conjoined Twin Mice and Duck Mouse for more advanced mouse techniques.”

I must point out that not everything on the site is this extreme, so check it out for yourself.

Jacko was really really f@cking wacko


We all know Michael Jackson is crazy…. and Julian’s was going to auction off all his Neverland memorabilia. As you may or may not know, a last minute deal was made between the auction house and the King of Pop and the goods were pulled. We found this little story on LAWeekly with a great video by videothing.

Click here to enjoy, as they did not have an embed.

tobu world square


Tobu World Square in Nikkō, Japan has 42 of the UNESCO-designated World Cultural and Heritage Sites created in 1:25 scale models.  Check a flickr search of it here and the actual website here.

photo by sladewalters

Under the Rainbow

One of the weirder movies starring Chevy Chase.

Plot summary from IMDB

In World War II era Los Angeles, the manager of the Culver Hotel leaves his nephew in charge for a weekend. The nephew changes the name to the Hotel Rainbow and overbooks with royalty, assassins, secret agents, Japanese tourists, and munchkins (from the cast of The Wizard of Oz (1939)). Secret Service agent Bruce Thorpe and casting director Annie Clark find romance amidst the intrigue and confusion

(Thanks Elbow-Toe!)

how old is madonna?


We normally do not cover gossip/US magazine type shit on TWBE, but what the f*ck is up with Madonna? She looks like Avril Lavigne’s Grandma.

“full of that midget goodness”


That is how it’s been reviewed. What more can you say, I am not going to pretend to know anything about this. All I am going to say is its bizarre. Download the mix here. He goes by the name of Solo.  A disco DJ midget from London, who remixes disco songs. Its like a small version of Parliament funkadelic. Via here

Track list

Malente-”Music Forever”- Solo Rmx
Mixhell-”Boom Da”- Tom Jam Rmx
Zombie DIsco Squad-”Esperanto”-Solo Rmx
Tim Weeks-”Restless”-P. La Funk Rmx
Kaiserdisco-”Neph&Ton”- Ji Fi Rmx
Mastiksoul-”Land of Spirits”
Lukas Guerrero-”99 %”
Format B-”Edding 850″
Solo-”The Big Stef”
Kiss-”Rock&Roll all night”

psycho mat


Psycho bath mat for £14.99. This might not be a good thing for her to see on a first date.

how to avoid bear attacks


This is by far one of the coolest sleeping bags ever. Created by artist Eiko Ishizawa, we are not sure where you can buy one but, you can find out more info here.

via, Animal

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