Topeng Monkeys

Saw a little blip in Metro this morning about these masked performance monkeys in Indonesia. Cruel as it is, they’re definitely good nightmare fuel.
Morning Dose of How’d They Figure Out They Both Had That Talent?
Ding, Dang, Dong.
via, guyism
Morning Dose of The World’s Biggest Mouth
Daaaaaaaaaaamn.
Keeping it Authentic
“Seeking one-armed drummer (No prosthetics)!” That’s what the wanted ad from Pyromania, a Texas-based Def Leppard tribute band, reads…Very Classy. Read more about it at NME.
Star Wars Christmas
They don’t make them like this anymore…Christmas in the Stars features R2D2, C3PO and a young Jon Bon Jovi. You can also click here to hear a Christmas classic What do you get a wookie for christmas (When he already owns a comb). Check out C3P0 AND R2D2, SLEIGH RIDE after the jump.
So Wrong but, So Right
sushiborg Yukari

Sushiborg Yukari is an interesting project by Sputniko that is a twist on the tradition of Nyotai Mori, the Japanese practice of serving Sushi on naked women. She is a cyborg designed to serve sushi on her rotating belt, and is equipped with enough intelligence to begin to grow weary about the way she was designed,
“When Yukari’s programmed intelligence develops enough to understand her functionality as a sex object, she struggles to accept her role – slowly, Yukari attaches knives to her own body, modifying herself to become a lethal weapon, plotting to one day escape the Sushi restaurant she now feels captive with in…”
Wipe that Fart Smell away with Subtle Butt

One would hope that a foul smell would never come out of a booty like that. Subtle Butt is a Disposable Gas Neutralizer.
Sushi Popper

Somehow I don’t think this is going to catch on but, it was real genius to put the soy sauce in the handle.
X-Wing Extended
Although Old in internet standards, the Star Wars Yoga poses are still as amazing today as they were then.










