What exactly is a slayer covenant? Well, according to Mark Edwards—a 44-year old man who often dressed in a werewolf costume and role-played sword and gun fights with scantily dressed teenage girls in the woods—it’s “a world wide secret organization of Werewolves, Vampires, Werecats or Hell cats, and Hybrid humans that work together to protect the human race from the evil of demons and other evil vampires or werewolves.” Edwards went on the run with one of his underage playmates who he was grooming for the slayer covenant, and is now on $500,000 bond in Ohio.
Saw a little blip in Metro this morning about these masked performance monkeys in Indonesia. Cruel as it is, they’re definitely good nightmare fuel.
Ding, Dang, Dong.
Not really sure how to feel about any of this yet.
Farm Fresh Girl from Cliitlove
“Seeking one-armed drummer (No prosthetics)!” That’s what the wanted ad from Pyromania, a Texas-based Def Leppard tribute band, reads…Very Classy. Read more about it at NME.
They don’t make them like this anymore…Christmas in the Stars features R2D2, C3PO and a young Jon Bon Jovi. You can also click here to hear a Christmas classic What do you get a wookie for christmas (When he already owns a comb). Check out C3P0 AND R2D2, SLEIGH RIDE after the jump.
As evidenced by this Massage Hoop shadily-endoresed by Angelina Jolie
Winter Fresh, Big Red, Spearmint, and Juicy Fruit.
From Everything Burger