It’s All Fun And Games Until the Werewolf Enthusiast Grooms You For His ‘Slayer Covenant’

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What exactly is a slayer covenant? Well, according to Mark Edwards—a 44-year old man who often dressed in a werewolf costume and role-played sword and gun fights with scantily dressed teenage girls in the woods—it’s “a world wide secret organization of Werewolves, Vampires, Werecats or Hell cats, and Hybrid humans that work together to protect the human race from the evil of demons and other evil vampires or werewolves.” Edwards went on the run with one of his underage playmates who he was grooming for the slayer covenant, and is now on $500,000 bond in Ohio.

100% Copper Tongue Cleaner

One of many unique thrift store finds over at Vice

Topeng Monkeys

Saw a little blip in Metro this morning about these masked performance monkeys in Indonesia. Cruel as it is, they’re definitely good nightmare fuel.

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Morning Dose of How’d They Figure Out They Both Had That Talent?

Ding, Dang, Dong.

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Morning Dose of Some Weird

Not really sure how to feel about any of this yet.

Farm Fresh Girl from Cliitlove

(Thanks Shane!)

Morning Dose of The World’s Biggest Mouth

Daaaaaaaaaaamn.

Keeping it Authentic

“Seeking one-armed drummer (No prosthetics)!” That’s what the wanted ad from Pyromania, a Texas-based Def Leppard tribute band, reads…Very Classy. Read more about it at NME.

Star Wars Christmas

They don’t make them like this anymore…Christmas in the Stars features R2D2, C3PO and a young Jon Bon Jovi. You can also click here to hear a Christmas classic What do you get a wookie for christmas (When he already owns a comb). Check out C3P0 AND R2D2, SLEIGH RIDE after the jump.

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Thin Waist, Lose Weight

As evidenced by this Massage Hoop shadily-endoresed by Angelina Jolie

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The “Already Been Chewed” Gum Burger

Winter Fresh, Big Red, Spearmint, and Juicy Fruit.

From Everything Burger

So Wrong but, So Right

ToyStory XXX

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This Guy…

Boomer the Dog. Pittsburgh, go figure.

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sushiborg Yukari

Sushiborg Yukari is an interesting project by Sputniko that is a twist on the tradition of Nyotai Mori, the Japanese practice of serving Sushi on naked women. She is a cyborg designed to serve sushi on her rotating belt, and is equipped with enough intelligence to begin to grow weary about the way she was designed,

“When Yukari’s programmed intelligence develops enough to understand her functionality as a sex object, she struggles to accept her role – slowly, Yukari attaches knives to her own body, modifying herself to become a lethal weapon, plotting to one day escape the Sushi restaurant she now feels captive with in…”

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Star Wars + Richard Pryor…why?

Wipe that Fart Smell away with Subtle Butt

One would hope that a foul smell would never come out of a booty like that. Subtle Butt is a Disposable Gas Neutralizer.

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Hair Hats

Hair Hats created by Japanese art director Nagi Noda.

Sushi Popper

Somehow I don’t think this is going to catch on but, it was real genius to put the soy sauce in the handle.

World’s Greatest Headline Ever

Afraid that the Snickers might satisfy her

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X-Wing Extended

Although Old in internet standards, the Star Wars Yoga poses are still as amazing today as they were then.

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