Spankvertising

spankvertising

A Dutch S & M magazine enlisted the help of an Ad Agency for a really creative execution.  I wonder if I could enlist an agency to create a four-finger ring that read ‘idiot’ and then get them to punch a bunch of people in the forehead?

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Preggo Porn Star

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Jenna Jameson has got two babies inside of her belly.

If Nature is this girls party…

Then I am hanging out in nature more often.

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An accidental find, while looking for an innocent image of a stormtrooper I discovered the underground world of sex’d up stormtroopers. We threw in a few bonus extras and also want to call out Red and Jonny ,who seem to be really in to this kind of thing.

come here

come-here

Need some lessons? Check out Sex Health Guru. For example, “Get friendly with the G-spot.” Cute girls narrating videos on what he or she needs to do.

Creative self promotion

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DDB Canada.

Pixelated Babes

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It looks like these girls are made out of wood blocks? Regardless, Jean-Yves Lemoigne shot the series for an editorial spread in Amusement Magazine.

via, MashKulture

A note to virgins

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Learn from the Japanese.

Stop eating breakfast and you’ll get laid at an earlier age.

Her First Time, Every Time

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The Artificial Hymen is Made in Japan, shipped from China, and ready for weirdness.  Read the description below.

“No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.

Artificial Virginity Hymen is created from Kyoto, Tapan at 1993. it was first introduced to the locals, then it gets famous and spread to Thailand at 1995 and now avaliable in South East Asia, South Asia and in the Middle East countries.

It is mainly made of natural albumin, medical use inflation element and water-soluble base medicinal preparation which have no side effect.

Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groan, you will pass through undetectable.

Main causes of hymen tore or break:

  • Strenuous exercise (Gymnastics, sports, martial art, horse riding, etc)
  • Premarital Sex
  • Childhood accident (Hard object)
  • Wearing a tampon for the first time”

Available here

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