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Sex, sex crimes, and other weird stuff happening in the world 

A landlord in Iowa admitted to drilling 4 holes in his tenant’s ceiling to watch them in the bathroom because “they were women and naked”

1 in 3 British men can’t see their penis.

The guy in Florida who was caught having sex with his miniature donkey a while ago wants it back. The donkey’s name is “Doodle.” 

A Pennsylvania transgender man was arrested for flashing his breast implants in a Walmart

Another former porn star turned eighth grade science teacher is fired

Teacher of the Year in China followed through on a promise to dress up as French Maid if this class upped their grades

and

Just-In Beaver 

One 23-year old’s life as a Financial Dominatrix

Trading sex for gas is real.

art by Stephen Powers

From these 7 stories, it’s a safe bet that we’ll be seeing a baby boom in NYC in nine or so months.

Sex, Sex crimes, and other weird stuff from the past week

A Brazilian girl just sold her virginity for $780,000

Sex Burglars are real and in London

In Florida, a Man has been accused of masturbating on a beach in front of mom with two small kids

This 21 year old Woman Allegedly Had Sex With Teenage Girl While her deployed Husband Watched Via Skype

Ladies in LA are now getting G-Spot injections

Here’s the 911 call about the couple having sex in an Orlando restaurant

A search of a naked clown’s vehicle who had been soliciting sex from truck drivers resulted in the seizure of several sex toys, Halloween masks and head lamps

and finally

Justin Bieber is being Sued By Michigan Man For Allegedly Purchasing a Penis Enlargement and an Abortion for Selena Gomez With a Stolen Amex

Whatever Happened to the Kickstarter for Porn anyway?

Since the only way men can get in is with a female companion, this makes for a great date spot in Tokyo.

It’s a sex toy.

(Thanks Kiji!)

One of the more random videos you’ll watch today, or as it’s described: “a Seductive Short Film” by COUSINS.

Gizmodo learns all about The Crazy Secrets of Internet Cam Girls

How do we know? Because right now Brazilian scientists are testing out Banana Spider Venom on “elderly rodents with erectile dysfunction” to see if the poison stiffen things up.

Here are 17 ways to refer to sex in an old fashioned way from the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue.

Necessary

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A fantastic documentary from 1999 directed by the Hughes Bros.

The Kickstarter for Porn

via, me

Louis C.K. – Fun with a girl

“Follow these rule’s and you should b Gucci.”

Who knew?

From a paper published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior

“Harmonic analyses were used to examine the seasonal trends of Google keyword searches during the past 5 years for topics related to pornography, prostitution, and mate-seeking. Results indicated a consistent 6-month harmonic cycle with the peaks of keyword searches related to sex and mating behaviors occurring most frequently during winter and early summer.”

Thanks, Science!

via, atlantic / fark