Well, that was unexpected.
Jacob Ovgren is one of the main artists behind Polar Skateboards in Europe. In his current show SEX (Sick Emotions X-ibit) at Beach London, he extends his graphic drawings onto paper and explores awkward moments of humanity in his own fun way.
March Madness is apparently vasectomy season. CNN notes an uptick in men scheduling their procedures to align with prime couch time, and fans wearing their favorite team’s duds to appointments. As one patient told his doctor ‘I have to have this during March Madness, you have to talk to my wife about it. Tell her what my limitations are and that I need to be on the couch.’
Glenn O’Brien muses on The Mistress (France’s Secret Weapon)
Tortoise mating sounds are familiar
Lurker of the year calls the cops after peeping a couple doing it in their own home. The cops obviously could care less.
A music video for The Cowards by the Jullien Brothers
Welcome to Paradise by Nisha Lilia Diu
When Germany legalised prostitution in 2002 it triggered an apparently unstoppable growth in the country’s sex industry. It’s now worth 15 billion euros a year and embraces everything from 12-storey mega-brothels to outdoor sex boxes. Nisha Lilia Diu visits some of them to find out who won and who lost
Yes, I’m Looking At Your Breasts … I Can’t Help It, I’m A Man by Zaron Burnett III
To the Women of Earth,
I have a confession to make. I’m staring at your breasts. And I can’t stop. Most breasts are rather wonderful. Small, large, or somewhere in between, they all look lovely to me. The best way I can put it is, I have the eyes of a hungry infant, everywhere I look in the world very often I see boobs. My eyes find the joyful curves of a woman’s chest completely unbidden by me. It’s subconscious. It’s biologically driven. It’s always been like this. It’s not you. It’s me. And since it’s me I figured I should be the one to do something about it. Right?
Sex crimes and other weird stuff happening in the world
“Why would you let a 9-year-old who you hardly know put their feet on your face?”
– A 19-year old ex-roller rink employee with a foot fetish has admitted to fondling over 200 pairs of little boy feet
“Yeah, I would definitely recommend it, if you’re lonely.”
– Kids are now fucking Hot Pockets
“When officers arrived at the home, they found two men yelling for help from a second-story window”
– If she stays out of trouble, 52-year old Terry L. Boyd will avoid jail time after keeping two men locked in a room as sex hostages
“Worshippers needed to feel free in their ‘mind and body’”
– A Kenyan pastor has apparently banned female congregants from wearing bras and underwear during church service
and to prove technology benefits all
“By the end of the year, I had slept with 15 men, 11 of whom were in their 20s or 30s.”
– A 60-year old woman discovers Tinder
Olympic Village Tour: See Where The Athletes Live, Train And Bang Each Other
Love Me Tinder by Emily Witt
Until recently, hookup apps were straightforward but sleazy. Then along came Tinder, the dating-hookup hybrid that made things simpler, sexier, and particularly lady-friendly. In just fifteen months, it seems to have cracked the code and caught fire. Here’s how Tinder won the sex-app arms race
In the Beginning, There Was a Nipple by Marin Cogan
Ten years ago, 90 million people watching Super Bowl XXXVIII saw Janet Jackson’s breast for nine-sixteenths of a second. Our culture would never be the same.