Perverts! Everywhere!


Tom Ford is selling a golden penis crucifix… although it’s not a likely purchase for the convicted sex offender who won $3 million off a scratch-off ticket. That guy was in Florida, as was this 21-year old, who was caught masturbating outside of his home because “his mother won’t let him watch pornography in the house.” And in other family news… Twin sisters recently did battle over a vibrator and a boyfriend. They were also in Florida.

“We used to sell around 50 a month… Since the controversy (in October) we’ve moved more than a thousand”


In a curious response to Paul McCarthy’s ‘Tree’ sculpture, Parisians are buying up butt plugs like it’s nobody’s business.

Giving New Meaning to the Term ‘First-Person Shooter’


In Grand Theft Auto V’s new first-person mode, the time-tested tradition of trolling for hookers, purchasing their services, and then killing them for the cash just got a little crazier.

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From Porn Star to Pastafari


Asia Carrera aka Asia Lemmon aka Jessica Steinhauser is the 4th person in the United States to be permitted to exercise her religious freedom and don the cap of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for her driver’s license photo.

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Silly Cones

Outtakes of model Kayslee Collins from her pictorial in the second volume of A Study in Fetishisms, Jonathan Leder and Amy Hood’s bi-annual erotic publication.

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Brothers in Neon

LAS VEGAS is Tom Gould’s excellent new short film profiling the operators of the oldest strip club in New Zealand.

A Quiz About People Caught Up in the Moment


Cumming or Drumming?

Is It Even NSFW When The People Doing It Are The Size of Ants?

Drone Boning, the first—and most artistically shot—soft porn recorded from above. It’s like a game of ‘Where’s Dildo?’ at times. Watch and enjoy.

Square-Dance Style


The first act of sex on earth happened about 385 million years ago between two primitive bony fish in an ancient Scottish lake. The fish did it sideways—like two square dancers—rubbing their genitalia together like cheese graters

Nu Liife


Our weekly comic by Andrew Jeffrey Wright / @ajw4ever

Never Miss A Beat…


Pole Position Sports Bar in Tacoma, Washington is situated right next to a strip club called Fox’s. Since visitors are not allowed to drink in nudie bars in Washington State, the bathroom architects at Pole Position made a legendary move by adding a peephole above one of the urinals in the men’s restroom. Thereby enabling imbibing patrons to gaze straight into the flesh den, and in turn solidifying its status as one of the best bar bathrooms in the world.

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“My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her.”


After complaining to physicians about abdominal pain, doctors found a sprouting potato deep inside a 22-year-old Colombian girl, which she had been using as some type of backwoods contraception device. Apparently, Mother does not always know best.

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