At 18.9 inches long, 52-year old Roberto Esquivel Cabrera officially has “the world’s longest penis.”
‘Domestikator,’ architected by Atelier Van Lieshout for the Ruhrtriennale in Bochum, Germany.
Hopefully deeper than this poor sap who installed Windows 10 before he went to sleep, and woke up to his wife looking at all his porn pics as they flashed across his desktop on the default screensaver. Some words of advice from the collector: “Don’t make my mistake, keep your private pictures out of My Pictures, no matter how deep you hide them in sub folders.”
GAME OF SCORES: A supercut of all the Game of Thrones sex and nudity scenes (NSFW)
Pornhub is trying to crowdfund $3,400,000 for an intergalactic “Sexploration” with sexy newcomer Eva Lovia and veteran stud Johnny Sins.
Being tycoon wealthy means that you can do things that regular wealthy people can’t. Like buy porn stars. Some enterprising Chinese billionaire recently locked-in former 22-year old Japanese Porn Star Rola Misaki to an exclusive 15-year, $8 million contract to be his “personal assistant.” While we’re sure that one of her duties is to serve up the booty, the real power move is this guy taking a porn star away from the public in the prime of her career. Her fans—now just sad boys with nothing more than this $24.99 Rola Misaki Love Lotion on Amazon—are not very happy: “She’s one of the best, a natural. I can’t believe she’s gone off with this man.” He’s not just a man though, monitor tan. He’s a Tycoon.
For Playboy Enterprises Initial Public Offering on November 3rd, 1971 Hugh Hefner chose to bless his paper certificates with the image a naked Miss February 1971, 21-year old Dutch-Canadian centerfold Willy Rey. After some prudes on Wall Street protested Playboy’s bare-breasted lady, a chunk of hair was added to make the stock more demure.
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When people used to watch porno movies in public theaters.
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