“I only liked to pick up prostitutes who talked to me through the passenger window.”

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Jim Norton shares a lifetime of sex solicitation and makes a case for legalized prostitution. Protecting the women is key, and “pimps should be thrown down an elevator shaft.” He doesn’t mention tax dollars though, which is interesting since new streams of money and opportunity usually open up the eyes of even the most disagreeable people.

Mr. Whitefolks

“Caucasian in the Game”

Excerpted from Pimps Up, Ho’s Down
 

Having Sex With Your Dead Grandmother In a Dream Will Cause Impotence, and in turn, Your Wife to Leave You

Luckily, this African witch doctor’s got the cure to bring your lady back.

 

Printables

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Minor League Manhood by Dirk Hayhurst

Lots of guys made their cases for why they should be considered the alpha male of a locker room in the low minors when this writer was down on the farm. But the biggest separator was one’s prowess with the opposite sex. It fostered a toxic culture of misogyny and exploitation.

Richard Nixon, Panda Sex Ponderer

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Also, the story of how Ling-Ling and Hsing-Hsing became the first Pandas in America.
 
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Lunchtime Laughter

Gorilla Fingaz Penile Sheaths: “Hockey pads meets scuba gear meets bullet proof vest type condom with run-flat technology”

Love in All the Wrong Places

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Recent spots where couples were caught having sex in public

 

On the platform of the Neue Donau subway station in Vienna, Austria

In “the grassy area near the DMV” in Carson City, Nevada

On Bradenton beach “in front of dozens of people” on a Sunday afternoon

In broad daylight on a public fountain in Samara, Russia

In the parking lot of the El Divino nightclub in Belfast, Ireland

On the roof of a Chipotle in Newark, Delaware.

Next to an ATM in Oviedo, Spain

“on the stage” inside a gazebo at a Florida Retirement Community

and

On the stairs near an apartment in Chesnee, South Carolina

 

Man Crusher

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Meet Amazon Amanda, the woman little men turn to when they want to be crushed.

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Infinite Sadness

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Over the course of a month, one man turned to a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet to document all the different ways his wife said “no” to having sex with him.

That Dull Young Girl Body Scent Will Get You Every Single Time

Stop Peeping by Wong Ping is the most perverse, SFW animation you will watch today.

via, digg

Sex Pixels

UTE is a computer game by Lea Schönfelder that features a woman character whose goal is to sleep with as many men as possible.

The World’s Earliest Examples of Penis Graffiti

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Dating back to the 5th century BC, these large dick drawings are carved into limestone outcroppings on the Aegean island of Astypalaia.

Printables

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The World Cup of Dirty Dreams: Inside Brazil’s Most Infamous Brothel by Amos Barshad

Full of beautiful women and XXX behavior, Rio de Janeiro’s Centaurus has enticed celebrities, soccer stars and anyone else willing to pay a fee and go inside. We go behind the doors of a scandalous sin palace

Lunchtime Laughter

Who’s Fucking, stories of how couples first met, fell in love, and started fucking.

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Workin’ It on the Westside

Daytime hooking in Manhattan in the 1980s. Photos by Steven Siegel

Lunchtime Laughter

Penis nicknames

Printables

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The dolphin who loved me: the Nasa-funded project that went wrong by Christopher Riley

In the 1960s, Margaret Lovatt was part of a Nasa-funded project to communicate with dolphins. Soon she was living with ‘Peter’ 24 hours a day in a converted house

The hungrier you are, the bigger the woman that you’ll be attracted to

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A new study has found that a man’s preference for women sometimes depends on his own appetite.

Morning Dose of Wank London

Dug this one out of the archives because it’s great…

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