“anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings”

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For young girls and perverts alike.

Lunchtime Laughter

A sexy NSA commercial with Sasha Grey

“I Knew She Was Gonna Be Smoking Hot By The Time She Was 7 Years Old”

Single mothers beware of your neighbors, they might turn your daughters into porn stars. Meet Summer Verona.

via, dangerous minds

Banged by Beatty LULZ

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via, semensperms

 

The Generosity of the Porn Industry

Here’s what some of the top porn stars would auction off to help Oklahoma tornado victims.

(thanks Rog!)

Printables

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The truth about female desire: It’s base, animalistic and ravenous by Tracy Clark-Flory

photo by Todd Hido

Grace Did the Product Design

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And Brian…. well, he’s all business. Introducing the Minna Limon Couples Vibrator, “the world’s strongest couples vibrator.”

Infomercial after the jump

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The Sex Lives of Hasidic Women

Oprah investigates

Pimp Testimonials

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In courtroom testimony, self-proclaimed Hookers describe a nice life with a father-son pimping duo on trial for sex trafficking.

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She Should Have Used The ‘Ghost Sex’ Line of Defense

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“A man who set up a video camera to capture paranormal activity in his kitchen instead recorded evidence of his partner engaging in a sexual relationship with his 16-year-old son”

via, arbroath

“To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet’s nest is a very bad idea”

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A Swedish man was found dead, and bloated like a whale carcass after getting all up in a hornet’s nest.

via, fark

Hysterical Literature

You’ll want headphones for Clayton Cubitt’s project involving pretty ladies reading books while someone out of screen gets at them with a vibrator. This one features the beautiful Stoya.

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One of the Better Disguises Ever…

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But even after getting breast implants, dressing like a prostitute, and taking the name “Rosalinda”, escaped Colombian prisoner Giovanni Rebolledo was caught by police.

via, arbroath

Between Two Ferns & The Lonely Island’s Spring Break Anthem

Brilliant.

 

Morning Dose of Libidinis

By Spanish twin sisters Rosa Peris and Mercedes Peris.

via, cartoonbrew

Morning Dose of You Lust

The new Flaming Lips video.

{note: nudity}

Lunchtime Laughter

How Not To Orgasm

Transactional Sex

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An overlooked hazard of extreme climate change

painting by John Everett Millais

Printables

must-not-fap

Hands Off by Emily Witt

Why are a bunch of men quitting masturbation? So they can be better men.

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