Just Sit On My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me


The art of Namio Harukawa.

Playboy, Rest In PG


Playboy, feeling the pinch of the ad man, will no longer publish nudes.

“Like the Disneyland of sex”


Inside Brazil’s over-the-top love motels.

She’s Going The Distance


35 pages of customer service reviews for former Olympic middle distance runner turned Top 10 Las Vegas hooker, Suzy Favor Hamilton.

“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees”


At 18.9 inches long, 52-year old Roberto Esquivel Cabrera officially has “the world’s longest penis.”

Doggy Style, The Building


‘Domestikator,’ architected by Atelier Van Lieshout for the Ruhrtriennale in Bochum, Germany.

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How Deep Are Your Sub Folders?


Hopefully deeper than this poor sap who installed Windows 10 before he went to sleep, and woke up to his wife looking at all his porn pics as they flashed across his desktop on the default screensaver. Some words of advice from the collector: “Don’t make my mistake, keep your private pictures out of My Pictures, no matter how deep you hide them in sub folders.”

Bom Chicka Wah Wah

GAME OF SCORES: A supercut of all the Game of Thrones sex and nudity scenes (NSFW)

The Silicone Throne


Because at the end of every season you feel shafted.

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Space, The Final Porno Frontier


Pornhub is trying to crowdfund $3,400,000 for an intergalactic “Sexploration” with sexy newcomer Eva Lovia and veteran stud Johnny Sins.

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The amount of money a 32-year-old man from Brooklyn paid to a fortune teller to get the girl he wanted... he didn’t get her.

Tycoon For Poon


Being tycoon wealthy means that you can do things that regular wealthy people can’t. Like buy porn stars. Some enterprising Chinese billionaire recently locked-in former 22-year old Japanese Porn Star Rola Misaki to an exclusive 15-year, $8 million contract to be his “personal assistant.” While we’re sure that one of her duties is to serve up the booty, the real power move is this guy taking a porn star away from the public in the prime of her career. Her fans—now just sad boys with nothing more than this $24.99 Rola Misaki Love Lotion on Amazon—are not very happy: “She’s one of the best, a natural. I can’t believe she’s gone off with this man.” He’s not just a man though, monitor tan. He’s a Tycoon.

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