Coming Soon: Potfest?

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Stoners rejoice, Broken Lizard’s Jay Chandrasekhar is writing and directing a new Cheech & Chong movie, the first since 1983. If Willie Nelson makes a cameo, maybe the promise at the end of Beerfest will come true.

Gross

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Some hospitals in the UK have been incinerating aborted babies to help heat their facilities.

Oderus Urungus, Rest In Peace

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Sad news this morning as we’ve learned of the passing of Dave Brockie, known to most as Oderus Urungus, founder and lead singer of GWAR.

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Someone in Providence has a sick sense of humor

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On Monday morning, a dead seal was found curbside in an east Providence, Rhode Island neighborhood with a handwritten sign reading “Free Seal (to a good home, naps a lot, housebroken).”

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It’s All Fun And Games Until the Werewolf Enthusiast Grooms You For His ‘Slayer Covenant’

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What exactly is a slayer covenant? Well, according to Mark Edwards—a 44-year old man who often dressed in a werewolf costume and role-played sword and gun fights with scantily dressed teenage girls in the woods—it’s “a world wide secret organization of Werewolves, Vampires, Werecats or Hell cats, and Hybrid humans that work together to protect the human race from the evil of demons and other evil vampires or werewolves.” Edwards went on the run with one of his underage playmates who he was grooming for the slayer covenant, and is now on $500,000 bond in Ohio.

“Having sex in your own home is not a crime”

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Lurker of the year calls the cops after peeping a couple doing it in their own home. The cops obviously could care less.

News From Outside the Comfort Zone

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Ignorance was bliss…

 

China Vice

Bad Days in Baghdad

Jamaican Turf War

North Korea goes to vote

Libya threatens to bomb N Korean ship over deal with rebels

Iraq says Saudi Arabia and Qatar are waging war against Baghdad

Social media mercy in Iran juvenile hanging case

Burma’s hateful Buddhists

Crisis continues in Central African Republic

Australia’s new stolen generation

Private industry continues to profit off of misery (pictured)

Maoists clash with India

Syria rebellion hijacked by extremists

Crimean split

 

KC Ortiz / @kcortizphoto

KC Ortiz is a photojournalist based in Bangkok

 

No Fades for the Faded

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Despite the welcoming Cheech & Chong artwork on the wall, one barber shop in Greeley, Colorado is refusing to service to people who smell like pot.

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“People want it to be described as a dream, but it’s not — it is actual”

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Psychedelic drug research is on the rise once again, and while the drug is not “a brand new antidepressant,” it’s definitely helping some.

Streakers in Machu Picchu

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The latest threat to the Incan treasure

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No Soup For You!

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The Ace Hotel is taking their upscale flophouse vibe to the next level after paying $30 million for The Salvation Army Chinatown Shelter, which sits right next to the Bowery Mission.

Apparently We Can Thank The Vikings For Britain’s Sarcastic Sense of Humor

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Who would’ve thought?

“I think cryptocurrencies could be the new buffalo”

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In an effort to sidestep the fed, the Lakota Tribe has created their own Bitcoin clone called MazaCoin, and adopted it as their official currency.

The Perverts Among Us…

Sex crimes and other weird stuff happening in the world
 
“Why would you let a 9-year-old who you hardly know put their feet on your face?”
- A 19-year old ex-roller rink employee with a foot fetish has admitted to fondling over 200 pairs of little boy feet
 
“Yeah, I would definitely recommend it, if you’re lonely.”
- Kids are now fucking Hot Pockets
 
“When officers arrived at the home, they found two men yelling for help from a second-story window”
- If she stays out of trouble, 52-year old Terry L. Boyd will avoid jail time after keeping two men locked in a room as sex hostages
 
“Worshippers needed to feel free in their ‘mind and body’”
A Kenyan pastor has apparently banned female congregants from wearing bras and underwear during church service
 
and to prove technology benefits all
 
“By the end of the year, I had slept with 15 men, 11 of whom were in their 20s or 30s.”
- A 60-year old woman discovers Tinder
 

But Where Are the Water Wizards?

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As California dries up, desperate farmers and vineyard owners are turning to water witches to locate underground water sources. Using only divining rods and their intuition, popular witches can make $500 or more per site visit.

Experimental Rule, 7.13

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No more cheap shot collisions at home plate

Game of Thrones Marketing Reaches Amazing New Levels

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The Northern Lights recently took the form of a dragon’s head in images captured by photographer Juan Carlos Casado in the Arctic Circle.

Words from Around the World

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“Wanted: Friends that will partake in awesome stuff”
- A lonely bro in D.C. is looking for some company
 
“I’d like the world to know the largest and best one came from the States… I’ve always had a dream of fame and fortune for Elmo,”
An American man is considering amputation so that his penis can be the first human specimen in the Phallological Museum in Reykjavik, Iceland
 
“He insisted that prostitutes should not be able to behave like that.”
- Apparently hookers can say “No”
 
“foreign pig” “dirty asylum-seeker”
- Phrases that are offensive, but not racist in Switzerland.
 
“I was completely wasted but when you are drinking you are determined.”
A 22-year-old British man woke up in Amsterdam after getting drunk at a friend’s funeral in London
 
“He only had one option and it was to jump the fence, and he jumped it. He did not jump it gracefully,”
A woman with a stun gun chased after a man that flashed her in Salem, Oregon
 
“I’ve almost died 80 Times”
- Meet the most allergic woman in the world
 

Morning Dose of Rapper’s Delight

The Brian Williams version. These synch up so good.

 

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