“It’s now time for me to pass ‘Star Wars’ on to a new generation of filmmakers” – George Lucas

$4.05 Billion is a great number, and as long as we don’t see Shia Laboeuf in any leading roles outside of the Indiana Jones franchise, it’s all good.
“No candy or treats at this residence.”
Chinese News And The Case Of The Mysterious Mushroom
It’s a sex toy.
(Thanks Kiji!)
You Took Too Much, Man, You Took Too Much

James Brown retired to Portugal as a millionaire at the age of 36. Now 45, he was just arrested after police found cocaine “hidden in the air vents and folding roof of his luxury Bentley.” And yes, he did so much coke in those 9 years that his nose collapsed.
Beck To Release His Next Album As A Book with McSweeney’s

Brilliant. How it ultimately sounds is up to you.
Derp

News in Salt Lake City: LEGO piece found in boy’s nose after three years















