Danger Mouse, Inspector Gadget, and Duck Tales are all being rebooted for comeback to what we now consider television, streaming video. We can only wonder what’s next though, since the people in control of programming probably grew up on this stuff. Thundercats? He Man? Gummi Bears? The list goes on.
La la la… la la la… looks like Pee-wee Herman has a new movie coming out directly to Netflix. For Pee-wee’s Big Holiday, Pee-wee will go on vacation for the first time ever after being inspired by “a fateful meeting with a mysterious stranger.” It’s pegged as an “epic story of friendship and destiny.” Production begins March 2015.
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and finally / unfortunately
Dashcam video of the TransAsia plane crash
What’s worse than having your dick cut off by your wife? Having her break into your hospital room and cut it off again.
In August 2013, a Xiao Li fell into a coma at an internet cafe after spending close to a week straight without any sleep while he fervently researched new business ideas. In January 2015, Xiao Li woke up from his coma after smelling a crisp 100 Yuan note that doctors had crumpled under his nose.
Damn. Rest in Peace.
Our thoughts go out to the country of France and all those with affiliations to the staff of the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo, who were attacked today by multiple lunatic terrorist gunmen during the magazine’s daily editorial meeting at their offices in Paris.
As Christianity weakens across Europe, former places of worship offer up some interesting real estate opportunities.
The exact phrase you want to hear from a judge when you have no money for bail, but you just got a new pair of Nikes for christmas.