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A group of Cub Scouts got the hike of a lifetime when they passed through a nudist beach in San Diego

Harvard has banned sexual relationships between professors and students

People Who Use Emojis Have More Sex

A 36-pack of Trojans sells for $755 in Venezuela

Former glam rock star Gary Glitter has been found guilty of historical sex abuse

Russian police busted a brothel which only employed married women as prostitutes

Toronto’s internet-famous phallic bus map has been taken down

and finally / unfortunately

A 25-year-old South African lost the use of his penis after his 17-year old girlfriend threw acid on it for showing off their sex tape
 

Whoa.

Dashcam video of the TransAsia plane crash

Relentless

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What’s worse than having your dick cut off by your wife? Having her break into your hospital room and cut it off again.

All Business

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In August 2013, a Xiao Li fell into a coma at an internet cafe after spending close to a week straight without any sleep while he fervently researched new business ideas. In January 2015, Xiao Li woke up from his coma after smelling a crisp 100 Yuan note that doctors had crumpled under his nose.

Charlie Hebdo, Before the Massacre

Damn. Rest in Peace.

“Love: Stronger than hate.”

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Our thoughts go out to the country of France and all those with affiliations to the staff of the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo, who were attacked today by multiple lunatic terrorist gunmen during the magazine’s daily editorial meeting at their offices in Paris.

 

Our Lady of the Perpetual Grind

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As Christianity weakens across Europe, former places of worship offer up some interesting real estate opportunities.

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“I’ll give you a chance to be creative”

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The exact phrase you want to hear from a judge when you have no money for bail, but you just got a new pair of Nikes for christmas.

They Fall So Hard

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Dustin Diamond aka Samuel “Screech” Powers aka “The Switchblade Kid” was arrested Friday morning in Wisconsin after stabbing someone at a bar on Christmas night.

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Jeffrey Gamblero, Rest in Peace

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Known to his crew as KORN, and to the world as a Brooklyn Nets “Super-Fan,” Jeffrey Gamblero passed away yesterday due to complications from a two-story fall from a window at his father’s apartment in Queens. He was 38-years old.

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Frostbitten Flamingoes

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Flying the wrong way due to “unusual climactic conditions,” four different flamingoes flapped their way into Siberia last week.

Perverts! Everywhere!

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Tom Ford is selling a golden penis crucifix… although it’s not a likely purchase for the convicted sex offender who won $3 million off a scratch-off ticket. That guy was in Florida, as was this 21-year old, who was caught masturbating outside of his home because “his mother won’t let him watch pornography in the house.” And in other family news… Twin sisters recently did battle over a vibrator and a boyfriend. They were also in Florida.

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