A middle-aged prisoner in England recently broke out of jail to escape the round-the-clock rap music that was being blasted by the younger inmates on his wing. After hearing the reason for escape at the re-sentencing, the judge delivered the cold reality to the hip-hop hater: “I’m afraid that’s one of the prices people pay if they commit crimes and go to prison.”
James Hellwig aka The Ultimate Warrior passed away yesterday, just 3 days after being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. His classic intensity is showcased, below.
Surgeons in China recently removed a jump rope from a man’s urethra and bladder after he’d inserted it in there for ‘sexual pleasure.’ Hanging 10 cm out the front, the biggest problem with removal according to a urologist named Dr. Dong, was the fact that the rope had become knotted. Makes you a bit squirmy, huh?
Sad news this morning as we’ve learned of the passing of Dave Brockie, known to most as Oderus Urungus, founder and lead singer of GWAR.
On Monday morning, a dead seal was found curbside in an east Providence, Rhode Island neighborhood with a handwritten sign reading “Free Seal (to a good home, naps a lot, housebroken).”
What exactly is a slayer covenant? Well, according to Mark Edwards—a 44-year old man who often dressed in a werewolf costume and role-played sword and gun fights with scantily dressed teenage girls in the woods—it’s “a world wide secret organization of Werewolves, Vampires, Werecats or Hell cats, and Hybrid humans that work together to protect the human race from the evil of demons and other evil vampires or werewolves.” Edwards went on the run with one of his underage playmates who he was grooming for the slayer covenant, and is now on $500,000 bond in Ohio.
Psychedelic drug research is on the rise once again, and while the drug is not “a brand new antidepressant,” it’s definitely helping some.