Danger Mouse, Inspector Gadget, and Duck Tales are all being rebooted for comeback to what we now consider television, streaming video. We can only wonder what’s next though, since the people in control of programming probably grew up on this stuff. Thundercats? He Man? Gummi Bears? The list goes on.
La la la… la la la… looks like Pee-wee Herman has a new movie coming out directly to Netflix. For Pee-wee’s Big Holiday, Pee-wee will go on vacation for the first time ever after being inspired by “a fateful meeting with a mysterious stranger.” It’s pegged as an “epic story of friendship and destiny.” Production begins March 2015.
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Dashcam video of the TransAsia plane crash
What’s worse than having your dick cut off by your wife? Having her break into your hospital room and cut it off again.
In August 2013, a Xiao Li fell into a coma at an internet cafe after spending close to a week straight without any sleep while he fervently researched new business ideas. In January 2015, Xiao Li woke up from his coma after smelling a crisp 100 Yuan note that doctors had crumpled under his nose.
Damn. Rest in Peace.
Our thoughts go out to the country of France and all those with affiliations to the staff of the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo, who were attacked today by multiple lunatic terrorist gunmen during the magazine’s daily editorial meeting at their offices in Paris.
As Christianity weakens across Europe, former places of worship offer up some interesting real estate opportunities.
The exact phrase you want to hear from a judge when you have no money for bail, but you just got a new pair of Nikes for christmas.
Dustin Diamond aka Samuel “Screech” Powers aka “The Switchblade Kid” was arrested Friday morning in Wisconsin after stabbing someone at a bar on Christmas night.
Known to his crew as KORN, and to the world as a Brooklyn Nets “Super-Fan,” Jeffrey Gamblero passed away yesterday due to complications from a two-story fall from a window at his father’s apartment in Queens. He was 38-years old.
Flying the wrong way due to “unusual climactic conditions,” four different flamingoes flapped their way into Siberia last week.
Tom Ford is selling a golden penis crucifix… although it’s not a likely purchase for the convicted sex offender who won $3 million off a scratch-off ticket. That guy was in Florida, as was this 21-year old, who was caught masturbating outside of his home because “his mother won’t let him watch pornography in the house.” And in other family news… Twin sisters recently did battle over a vibrator and a boyfriend. They were also in Florida.
General Mills has announced the return of French Toast Crunch to 21st century cereal bowls, but we have to wonder, how will it taste with all the new-fangled nut waters that have infiltrated our refrigerators?
A recent study portrays Vikings as ‘family men’ who brought their women along on voyages to conquer new lands.
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When plugged into the USB port to charge, your computer might “inhale” malware that’s been hardcoded into the e-cig, essentially making it a digital cancer stick.