VBS digs deep. Ha!

Heads up that things may be a bit slow today as I’m traveling to vacationland and we’ll be shortstaffed.  We’ll return to normal tomorrow.

~The Enablist

Amazing.

‘10 Days’ is a study of news headlines taken from the BBC News Online between May 6-15th, 2009.

“Ged Galvin, 55, now presses a remote control to open his bowels and go to the toilet.”

Wow.

Oh yeah, that’s right.  Because sometimes you gotta get classier than Boone’s or Mad Dog 20/20.

More here

This sucker is bad ass.  I can only imagine how deep into the Ocean it goes?

more at the Telegraph

The sex lives of the really, really beautiful. These videos allegedly include Miss Universe Japan 2008 Hiroko Mima, and Miss Universe Trinidad and Tobago 2008 Anya Ayoung-Chee.  They are pretty awesome.

Realize by clicking this link you are going to some bangin’ porn on fleshbot (nsfw)

Truthfully, I had forgot all about MC Paul Barman but, news of a return is very welcome.  Especially when the return involves the help of DOOM, Prince Paul, ?uestlove, Del The Funky Homosapien and Michel Gondry.

More info plus a track list at the A.V. Club

This is a really interesting theory and article from USA Today, check it out.

A recent study published in the journal Nature Geosciences proposes “atmospheric pressure changes associated with some weather systems could help trigger earthquakes, landslides, volcanic eruptions.” This theory dates as far back as Aristotle, “who in the fourth century B.C. believed that earthquakes were caused by winds trapped in subterranean caves.”

The report also does a good job pointing out that the entire Earth system—from the atmosphere to the land surfaces—is all one, interconnected system… duh, I have seen enough cartoons to have learned that lesson.

Read the full article on earthquakes and weather here.

Before we knew her as Anna, Leader of the Visitors from the new TV series V, Morena Baccarin was a Jedi Chef.  What is a Jedi Chef?  Apparently it is the same thing as a regular Jedi but, with the ability to cook as well.  Anyway, here’s a link to Jedi Chef site if you feel so intruiged.

Print this out and read it.

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Well, it’s actually a mold of them being auctioned off for the Keep-A-Breast Foundation.  With four days left, bidding is over $70,000 and expect that to climb further into that who-would-spend-that-money-on-her-but-at-least-it’s-for-a-good-cause zone.

See the auction here

Just like Michael Jordan getting cut from his High School Basketball Team, Andy Warhol was rejected from the Moma early on.  The great site Letters of Note, has said rejection letter.  See it here

via, theDW

Today marks the first messages from one computer to another, and end of downtime.

Read all about it.

Hint: He uses a board

23-Year old Natalie Dylan will finally be able to lose her virginity…to the highest bidder. Apparently it has taken over a year for this to come to fruition. For a million dollars, we much prefer the Italian model from last year.  One question after reading it all.  How does a story like this translate into a book and/or movie deal?

more here

The whole backwards and running thing is what trips me out.

Our whole 45 Frames of We Were Once a Fairytale, how else is there a way to explain that nearly 3/4 of the shots are identical?

Peep it and make up your mind.