Running From Rap

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A middle-aged prisoner in England recently broke out of jail to escape the round-the-clock rap music that was being blasted by the younger inmates on his wing. After hearing the reason for escape at the re-sentencing, the judge delivered the cold reality to the hip-hop hater: “I’m afraid that’s one of the prices people pay if they commit crimes and go to prison.”

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A Ball in Hand is Worth Two on The Green

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Some vandalism occurred on the First green at the Darwin Golf Club in Australia’s Northern Territory

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The Most Mainstream Vandal On Earth

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Gotta love a new Banksy or two.

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Oh Look That Guy Is Trying to Commit Suicide on the Bridge, Might As Well Get A Good Selfie to Remember This Special Occasion

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Damn, people.

The Ultimate Warrior, Rest in Peace

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James Hellwig aka The Ultimate Warrior passed away yesterday, just 3 days after being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. His classic intensity is showcased, below.

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‘I’m here to sing with the King of the Jews, who could ask for anything more?’

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Johnny Rotten is playing King Herod on the North American tour of Jesus Christ Superstar.

Paging Dr. Dong

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Surgeons in China recently removed a jump rope from a man’s urethra and bladder after he’d inserted it in there for ‘sexual pleasure.’ Hanging 10 cm out the front, the biggest problem with removal according to a urologist named Dr. Dong, was the fact that the rope had become knotted. Makes you a bit squirmy, huh?

“The Modern-Day Equivalent of Tipping Over Cows”

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Someone has been getting all mentos on smart cars in San Francisco

Bye Bye Banksy

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Some idiot scrubbed out two Banksy pieces in LA, filmed himself doing it, and is now being charged with Felony vandalism. Even more shameful, the 35-year-old was picked up by police at his mom’s house in Modesto, CA.

Coming Soon: Potfest?

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Stoners rejoice, Broken Lizard’s Jay Chandrasekhar is writing and directing a new Cheech & Chong movie, the first since 1983. If Willie Nelson makes a cameo, maybe the promise at the end of Beerfest will come true.

Gross

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Some hospitals in the UK have been incinerating aborted babies to help heat their facilities.

Oderus Urungus, Rest In Peace

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Sad news this morning as we’ve learned of the passing of Dave Brockie, known to most as Oderus Urungus, founder and lead singer of GWAR.

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Someone in Providence has a sick sense of humor

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On Monday morning, a dead seal was found curbside in an east Providence, Rhode Island neighborhood with a handwritten sign reading “Free Seal (to a good home, naps a lot, housebroken).”

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It’s All Fun And Games Until the Werewolf Enthusiast Grooms You For His ‘Slayer Covenant’

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What exactly is a slayer covenant? Well, according to Mark Edwards—a 44-year old man who often dressed in a werewolf costume and role-played sword and gun fights with scantily dressed teenage girls in the woods—it’s “a world wide secret organization of Werewolves, Vampires, Werecats or Hell cats, and Hybrid humans that work together to protect the human race from the evil of demons and other evil vampires or werewolves.” Edwards went on the run with one of his underage playmates who he was grooming for the slayer covenant, and is now on $500,000 bond in Ohio.

“Having sex in your own home is not a crime”

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Lurker of the year calls the cops after peeping a couple doing it in their own home. The cops obviously could care less.

News From Outside the Comfort Zone

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Ignorance was bliss…

 

China Vice

Bad Days in Baghdad

Jamaican Turf War

North Korea goes to vote

Libya threatens to bomb N Korean ship over deal with rebels

Iraq says Saudi Arabia and Qatar are waging war against Baghdad

Social media mercy in Iran juvenile hanging case

Burma’s hateful Buddhists

Crisis continues in Central African Republic

Australia’s new stolen generation

Private industry continues to profit off of misery (pictured)

Maoists clash with India

Syria rebellion hijacked by extremists

Crimean split

 

KC Ortiz / @kcortizphoto

KC Ortiz is a photojournalist based in Bangkok

 

No Fades for the Faded

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Despite the welcoming Cheech & Chong artwork on the wall, one barber shop in Greeley, Colorado is refusing to service to people who smell like pot.

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“People want it to be described as a dream, but it’s not — it is actual”

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Psychedelic drug research is on the rise once again, and while the drug is not “a brand new antidepressant,” it’s definitely helping some.

Streakers in Machu Picchu

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The latest threat to the Incan treasure

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