Someone’s Actually Spending Money to Get This Made
(thanks Austin!)
(thanks Austin!)
Featuring Elizabeth Shue (A++)
Cleon Salmon
RoboGeisha
via, constantsiege
Insane handcrafted robot porn.
“The benevolent Mike Sullivan, age 65, has been shooting an epic stop-motion robot sex film in his apartment for the last 10 years. Obsessed with constructing the miniature robot porn stars, his apartment now overflows with thousands of them.”
Directed by Matt Lenski
A-hem.
“Experience the clash of celebrity, as Hollywood royalty Joan Collins and husband Percy meet Banksy, the most famous living artist in the world. Banksy’s Coming for Dinner is a film within a film and questions the very nature of ‘reality’ at every level.”
Starring Bruce Willis, Edward Norton, Bill Murray, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, Jason Schwartzman, Jared Gilman, and Kara Hayward.

Watch this on-demand (like I did last night), on itunes, buy it on DVD or wherever. Moneyball is a solid two hours of smart, enjoyable entertainment.
Best of Zoolander

Crazy what these folks get.
Agent turned manager turned producer Gavin Polone on the perk packages that celebrities get and why Hollywood Studios need to slash them.
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A man bearing the coincidental name of Omar Little Jr. was arrested in Baltimore on a gun charge over the weekend.
On a related note: Homicides were under 200 in Baltimore for the first time since 1977.

If you’re into David Lynch, watch this 20-minute long tribute by Richard Vezina.
“a symphony in 4 movements, using 4 musical pieces from Angelo Badalamenti/David Lynch. Each movement is about certain themes or visual trends in Lynch’s work.”
Get psyched for December 2012
Indyanimation is a stop motion remake of the opening scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark.