The Goddess of Grope

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After spending years as a midwife, Takiko Shindo mastered the Japanese art of Oppai Taisou (translated: boob exercise), which is meant to help women “achieve healthier, shapely bosoms.” Realizing that her hands were a hot commodity and that all women should benefit from her method, Shindo developed the “Oppai Taisou Hand” to simulate her master touch. Essentially an oversized back scratcher, the pink plastic hand allows its user to simulate the groping method in the comfort of their own home.

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Warhol Had a Party House in Vail

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One of the random things we learned from this Guide to Social Climbing in NYC In the ’80s.

Love in an Elevator on the Way to Your Bachelor Pad

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Imagine driving a car—your car—to the end of a cul de sac in the Hollywood Hills where you park it inside of a garage carved into a hill. Upon exiting the vehicle, you and your date walk through a gated tunnel to a private elevator where you’re whisked up 6 stories to the top of a Tuscan tower. After stuffing everything back into place, you and your date arrive at your front door high above Hollywood BLVD. You remark “this is where David Copperfield used to live” and now my friend, this is where you live, and you’re the one with the magical powers. Featuring hardwood floors, a washer/dryer, and excellent views from the terrace, this one bedroom apartment is a sun-filled world away from that old studio you used to rent in the city that never sleeps. So sleep in, and look forward to many more elevator rides to your new heaven.

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The Subconcious Language of Deception

Learning to spot a liar.

This Is Your Spine on Texting

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All that looking down is equivalent to hanging a 60-pound weight around your neck.

$195 Million

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The price of the most expensive home for sale in the United States. The newly-completed Palazzo di Amore is a 25-acre estate with its own vineyard in Beverly Hills, California, that features a 35,000-square-foot Mediterranean-style villa, and a 15,000-square-foot entertainment center. The Palazzo has the prerequisite discothèque with a rotating dance floor for all the euro dance parties, and includes 12 bedrooms and 23 bathrooms so that guests are virtually guaranteed privacy for whatever they’re feeling on club night. The estate also has a bowling alley, a theater that seats 50, a tennis court, plus a Turkish-style spa and a 128-foot reflecting pool and fountain.

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The Skin Stays

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The Foundation for the Art and Science of Tattooing is a one-year old project that focuses on preserving willing participants tattoos after they’ve passed away. By essentially turning plots of skin into plastic, the foundation aims to immortalize the art form.

The image above was cut from a 19th-Century Polish prisoner after they were deceased.

The Affected

A Brief History of Melancholy

The Power of Endless Positivity

Dallas Clayton: Dream Big!, a short film by Han Su Kim for Vans OffTheWall.TV

Related: ages ago Dallas did a poetry column for us, you can read them all here

Lunchtime Laughter

Yoga Bro is you new spiritual guru

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Printables

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The End of History? by Noam Chomsky

The short, strange era of human civilization would appear to be drawing to a close.

“He always causes a stir whenever he goes out”

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15-year-old Fu Wengui of China has 10 vertebrae in his neck instead of the normal 7. Thanks to a Beijing-based charity, he will undergo surgery in hopes of reducing its length, which causes him nonstop pain and attention.

He Should Really Just Change His Name to “Data”

Nicholas Felton: A Quantified Life

Having Sex With Your Dead Grandmother In a Dream Will Cause Impotence, and in turn, Your Wife to Leave You

Luckily, this African witch doctor’s got the cure to bring your lady back.

 

Living on the Opposite Side of the Organizational Spectrum

Casey Neistat shows off his “Intuitive Categorization Method”

Fun Stuff…

Ebola: How the Virus Could Spread Beyond Africa

“Now is the time to go for it! Hardcore! Breathe in and suck it up and plow back in full-on!”

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Andrew W.K. is your new Life Coach

“Infinitude”

Paul Trillo’s new short film A Truncated Story of Infinity is a look at the endless amount of variations your day and life could have. Also, “Infinitude” is an amazing noun that is defined as “the state or quality of being infinite or having no limit.” Like Master P in space.

Putting the KEG in Kegel

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Men have apparently been neglecting to exercise their pelvic floor muscles aka “the area you sit on when you’re sitting on a horse.”

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