“Slip on a pair of our Soap knuckles and hurt some dirt”. Keep your hipster clean… created by Spye.

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Check out these very cool journals designed by Alessandro Esteri and manufactured by Nava Milano. One journal for each month, 80 pages per month, as well as one hole punched for each month. The journals are 3 1/2 by 4 3/4″ and have a moleskine look. They will only set you back $35.00. The downside…you have to wait until January to use them.

Buy them now here.

Internet years are like dog years, each one is equal to at least 5. Anyway, we just got a heads up and some words of praise from Design is Kinky. I can remember when I first heard of them and saw their site and work, it feels like decades ago. They have this event called Semi-Permanent, it is actually pretty permanent. Semi-Permanent has been around for 6 years, with 17 events in 6 cities throughout 4 countries with 109 speakers…. etc etc you get the point.  If you have never heard  of Design is Kinky or this event check it out and if your close by,  go to the event. Here is a bit of info.

“Semi-Permanent is a design event. It consists of a conference and side events which include exhibitions, competitions, workshops and parties. It’s a week long celebration of all things design. Graphic Design, Film, Art, Illustration, Web Design, Photography, Visual Effects, Animation, Graffiti, Motion Graphics, Stop Motion; all these things and more. Semi-Permanent explores the diverse and exciting design world bringing together exceptionally talented artists and designers to speak at the event.”

Great words from Keith Murray.  While he is not mentioned in this Salon interview with Tom Ammiano, he says what we have said all along, legalize weed and we’ll all make money.

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Rapelay, a japanese game about raping women…..Ok. One website review describes

“tears glistening in the young girl’s eyes” as she is attacked in graphic detail.  Players begin the game by stalking a mother on a subway station before violently raping her. They then move on to attack her two daughters described as virgin schoolgirls.  Players are also allowed to enter ‘freeform mode’ where they can rape any woman and get other male game characters to join the attacks.  Pregnancy and abortion are listed as ‘key features’. One review said: “If she does become pregnant you’re supposed to force her to get an abortion, otherwise she gets more and more visibly pregnant each time you have sex.

I can see this skit on SNL, the pitch session for the game. How do you start the brainstorming… “ok, um I got a idea, go with it, here it goes, have you ever wanted to rape some one…. I got this idea for a game…” I dont’ think its going to look good on your resume.  There are a lot of articles about Amazon banning sales of the game. The strange thing the game came out in 2006. Why is it popular now? I think you can download it here. Reading the comments is strange.

If all of the spreads are as nice as this, Self Service could turn out to be an interesting magazine.

We missed this one for Valentines day, a hot pink Glock. What more can you ask for. I guess you would have to come up with a pair of shoes to go with it. Via here for more pink things.

Recently, a Teacher in the Czech Republic was caught on film having sex with a student, however she is not losing her job. Bild.com compiled a little slideshow of 50 teacher/pupil sex scandals. Some of the teachers harbor that teenage fantasy from ‘Hot for Teacher’ while others are truly wtf. Check it out for yourself

The January issue of the British GQ featured a exposé on Trunk Archive, a photo Agency that dug into the vaults to resurrect a catalogue of rare and unseen treats. Featuring Kate Moss, Catherine McNeil, Anne Marie Candijk, Jan Welters, Greg Kadel, Inez Van Lamsweerde & Vinoodh Matadin, Tesh and so many more. Enjoy. BTW if you’re looking for great photos, check out Trunk.

While doing a search for Roger from What’s Happening…(long story), this image appeared in the results. That in turn lead to the polkafarm.

If you’re going to see the ball drop in Times Square you definitely need to overnight one of these. The Beer Belly (ignore the photos) is perfect for drinking on the cheap and down low at public events. They also have a bra called the “wine rack” for the fairer sexed or man-boobed. For about 50 bucks it will get you through the night.

The Artificial Hymen is Made in Japan, shipped from China, and ready for weirdness.  Read the description below.

“No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.

Artificial Virginity Hymen is created from Kyoto, Tapan at 1993. it was first introduced to the locals, then it gets famous and spread to Thailand at 1995 and now avaliable in South East Asia, South Asia and in the Middle East countries.

It is mainly made of natural albumin, medical use inflation element and water-soluble base medicinal preparation which have no side effect.

Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groan, you will pass through undetectable.

Main causes of hymen tore or break:

• Strenuous exercise (Gymnastics, sports, martial art, horse riding, etc)
• Premarital Sex
• Childhood accident (Hard object)
• Wearing a tampon for the first time”

Available here

If you ever decide to try a diet (not recommended), think about the Paleolithic diet.

This has to be one of the best and most bizarre Christmas gifts I have ever scene. Bid on a chance to win two nights in the Christmas Story house on Ebay.

“The seller will book the flights for the winning bidder and guests and cover the cost up to $1800 (including air travel cost, fees, and taxes for all four people.) Every effort will be made to book the flights for less than $1800 for the 4 people, but in the event the cost exceeds $1800, the winning bidder will need to pay the difference to the seller. The flights cannot be used separately from this auction experience. The winner will not have a choice of airlines or flight times, although the seller will try to accommodate their requested itineraries. The winner may not resell the flights or any other portion of this experience. The winner and guests using the air travel will need to be the same people who will be taking part in the experience. The full schedule and details after the jump.”

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What happens when a Apple user is a Apple grower? A grower attaches decals in the form of the Apple logo and iPods to the fruit before they ripen.

Click here for first picture in gallery.

One of my favorite cars that I have ever owned was a 89 VW Fox. All my friends growing up had volkswagens, from Buses to Corrado’s, rabbits, golf’s fastback’s, you name it. I just saw the new VW CC(comfort coupe), and let’s just say it looks nice. It is being compared to the Benz with its style and lines.  I loved the Phateon (RIP), but this is my new favorite VW, and its almost affordable at $27,000. Now I just need to wait till the certified used ones are available.

Check out the recently released Russian Criminal Tattoo, Encyclopedia Volume III by design duo – FUEL’s, launched at Paul Smith Floral Street.

This is the final volume of previously unpublished drawings and photographs from the collections of Danzig Baldaev and Sergei Vasiliev. It completes the Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopedia trilogy.

What do you think the new tattoo trend is?

Complete Technique‘s collaboration with 55DSL. Show up to the 55DSL store in NYC this Friday, Oct 3 from 6:30 pm – 8:30 pm and drink free Red Bull (with vodka). You can rub shoulders with the stars from MTV’s upcoming movie, Made in Queens (will Johnny Drama be there?). It’s not that kind of movie, check out the trailer after the jump.

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Thank you Metalife for this one. Cupcake Happiness.