Big Thunder Mountain Railroad Kidney Stone

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The unexpected health benefit of roller coasters.

Having Sex With Your Dead Grandmother In a Dream Will Cause Impotence, and in turn, Your Wife to Leave You

Luckily, this African witch doctor’s got the cure to bring your lady back.

 

Putting the KEG in Kegel

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Men have apparently been neglecting to exercise their pelvic floor muscles aka “the area you sit on when you’re sitting on a horse.”

The $79 Road to Perfect Posture

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UpRight is a little device you wear on your lower back that monitors your vertebrae and gently vibrates when you’ve fallen out of good form. Apparently it only takes around a month to improve your posture, so in no time at all your slouching ass will be perked up and ready to take on the world.

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Opening Your Mind, One Step at a Time

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Two separate articles from two different continents both promoting the positive effects that walking has on creativity. Now that the weather has finally turned nice, head outside, take a long stroll, and let your brain run wild.

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“A healthy individual can have up to 18 flatulences per day and be perfectly normal”

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Farting is good for you

Live A Healthy Life With Less Effort

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Put the Healbe GoBe on your wrist, and it automatically tracks the calories you consume and burn.

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Paging Dr. Dong

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Surgeons in China recently removed a jump rope from a man’s urethra and bladder after he’d inserted it in there for ‘sexual pleasure.’ Hanging 10 cm out the front, the biggest problem with removal according to a urologist named Dr. Dong, was the fact that the rope had become knotted. Makes you a bit squirmy, huh?

Printables

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A Tooth for a Tooth by Jess Stoner

Modern dentistry does wonders for a rotten molar or a cracked bicuspid—it’s modern dental insurance that falls short.