Green Bean Holocaust

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The Vegan Black Metal Chef returns with two recipes featuring green beans.

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Green Dragon

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Nitrous-Powered, Pot-Infused Liquor. SCIENCE.

Beef. Onions. Salt

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The ingredients in a “Smash” burger.

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Thug Kitchen

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Healthy eating for your Inner Thug

Smoked Brisket Tortas

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Drool.

photograph by Gentl & Hyers

Here’s Dessert

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Cadbury Creme Scotch Eggs: A Cadbury Creme Egg “coated with a thick cocoa-kissed batter, then coated in cookie crumbs and deep-fried.”

Speedy Tex-Mex Breakfast Muffins

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Sold!

Twin Peaks Cherry Pie

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The Recipe

8 inch Crust: 1-1/2 c. flour, 1/2 c. Crisco, 1/4 c. ice water
Mix flour and Crisco with fork. Add ice water. Mix with your hands. When blended, roll into ball and refrigerate overnight. To roll out: flour both rolling pin and flat surface, split ball in two, roll out 1/2 to fit pan and 1/2 for lattice.

Filling: 3 c. cherries (pitted, sour frozen); 1 c. water; 1c. Baker’s sugar; 4 T. cornstarch; 1/8 t. salt
Thaw cherries at room temp and strain (yields 2 c. juice). Taste for sweetness, more/less sugar may be needed. Add 1 c. water to make 3 c. juice (reserve 1 c. juice for cornstarch mix). Dissolve cornstarch in 1 c. juice, stir with whip. Combine 2 c. juice, 2/3 c. sugar, salt, and bring to a boil. Add cornstarch mix, cook until clear, about 5 min. (if cooked to long, syrup gets gummy). Remove from heat, stir in 1/3 c. sugar (blend thoroughly). Pour mixture over cherries, fold with wooden spoon, cool (stir mix while cooling to prevent scum from forming on top). Pour mix in pie shell. Top completed pie with lattice crust.

Bake @ 425 degrees for 35-40 min.

Smoked Cashew Salsa

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Whaaaaat?

Sweet Potato Parmesan Tater Tots

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Relatively easy with spicy sriracha ketchup for the kick

Yup.

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Christina Tosi’s Late Night Sandwich

SpaghettiO’s, four breakfast sausages, maple syrup, a soft-boiled egg, and topped off with potato chips. All stacked on potato bread and made exclusively in the microwave.

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The Vegan Black Metal Chef is Back

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With Vegan Lasagna.

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Matcha Latte

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Antioxidizing

Banana Ketchup

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Born out of a shortage of tomatoes in World War 2

Cinnamon-Cream Cheese Breakfast Bars

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If you’re in the Northeast, get fat on these all day tomorrow.

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Slim Jim Meatballs

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Not too sure about these…

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Fat For The Night

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Food ideas for you to give to the person who’s hosting the Super Bowl party, or if you’re awesome, recipes for your party.

Pulled Baby-Back Ribs Benedict

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Yup.

Toad In The Waffle

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If you have a biscuit cutter, this is even easier and the possibilities are pretty much endless.

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