13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted To Ohio State
Tired of having their walls and streets pissed on by drunk tourists, local officials in the St. Pauli district of Hamburg have begun using a water-repellent paint that splashes liquid back off of the surface and presumably onto the feet of the urinator.
Six Point’s Beast Mode.
The Brown Note from Against The Grain Brewery is the “brown ale to end all brown ales.”
Pole Position Sports Bar in Tacoma, Washington is situated right next to a strip club called Fox’s. Since visitors are not allowed to drink in nudie bars in Washington State, the bathroom architects at Pole Position made a legendary move by adding a peephole above one of the urinals in the men’s restroom. Thereby enabling imbibing patrons to gaze straight into the flesh den, and in turn solidifying its status as one of the best bar bathrooms in the world.
Sixpoint’s latest offering is SENSI Harvest, a seasonal wet-hopped copper ale that tastes as fresh as a beer can get.
Laphroaig Smoked Cider
1 1/2 parts Laphroaig 10-Year-Old Single Malt Scotch Whisky
3 parts Apple Cider
1 part fresh Lemon Sour
Build over ice in order. Garnish with a lemon wedge.
Barry the Wine Falcon, your friend in times of unnecessary anxiety
Because Knowing 21st Century Weather Patterns, You’ll Be Able to Drink Like It’s Summer until at Least Mid-October
John Daly’s Revival
1 1/2 oz Aviation American Gin
3/4 oz Freshly pressed lemon juice
2 quater slices Peach
6 leaves Mint
3/4 oz Honey syrup*
2 oz Aldagio Organic Black Tea
In a pint glass, lightly muddle peach and mint
Add spirits & mixers (through honey syrup)
Fill with ice & shake vigorously for 30 seconds
Fine strain into an ice filled highball glass
Top with black tea
Garnish with a mint tip
*To make honey syrup; combine equal parts honey to heated water and stir until honey is dissolved, let cool