Three delicious cocktails to make with that port that’s been hiding in your liquor cabinet all Winter.
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Laphroaig Smoked Cider
1 1/2 parts Laphroaig 10-Year-Old Single Malt Scotch Whisky
3 parts Apple Cider
1 part fresh Lemon Sour
Build over ice in order. Garnish with a lemon wedge.
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