I love the chocolate cake. It has to be just right, moist, fluffy, at least two layers with chocolate icing on the whole thing. Sometimes extra icing is good cus then I’ll get to romance my face with the cake and getting all that chocolaty creamy icing in and around my mouth. Yeah you see the candle that’s romance.
All good fun here as Kelly Brook covers her boobs up with cupcakes. But Peep Grandma. Lickin’ her lips, tongue sticking out, staring at those things. We’re with ya Grandma, definitely.
Rich had a birthday September 30th, my birthday October 9th. Rich is to cheap to buy me a present because he is a broke loser. On his birthday I bought him a brand new duel cassette player, Sony Discman, gift certificates to Chipotle. And what the hell did I get? A large chunk of ten day leftover birthday cake. Thanks Asshole. How funny will it be next year when you get leftover birthday cake that’s 350 days old and I ain’t freezing it.
Eat the Green one! Eat it!
I wouldn’t know what time of year it was if I didn’t go into a bakery every once in awhile to see how the cookies are decorated.
I was so psyched when my friend Ben told me about the Dumpling Eating Contest at this weekend’s Dumpling Festival in New York. Surely, I could match up with competitive eaters and win the $1000 first prize. Monday night I popped down to Prosperity Dumpling on Eldridge Street and bought 25 dumplings for $5. My training was to begin. After getting friendly with Jah, I was more than prepared to house some dumplings, the record was 66 but, I thought 25 would be a nice way to ease myself into it. The result? after the jump off.
Man…One day I hope to find a woman dedicated to fattening me up with lasagna, and now Bacon Jam. Bacon Jam for breakfast on toast with bacon and eggs, Peanut Butter and Bacon Jam Sandwiches for lunch…I could go on. Dessert? Bacon Jam Bacon Jam Bacon Jam.