The Voice of The New York Subway System.
The exact phrase you want to hear from a judge when you have no money for bail, but you just got a new pair of Nikes for christmas.
Aaron Draplin does logo design in 15 minutes
Collected by Dave Schubert while digging through dead people’s stuff at garage sales, estate sales, and flea markets.
Literary voyager Tom Robbins talks about his process of writing novels.
Pot News for those Who Partake
Marijuana Anonymous, the rock bottom is nothing like you hear about in AA
Bong Appetit is Vice’s new weed cooking show
With fans like this, HARDCORE WILL NEVER DIE!!!
After spending years as a midwife, Takiko Shindo mastered the Japanese art of Oppai Taisou (translated: boob exercise), which is meant to help women “achieve healthier, shapely bosoms.” Realizing that her hands were a hot commodity and that all women should benefit from her method, Shindo developed the “Oppai Taisou Hand” to simulate her master touch. Essentially an oversized back scratcher, the pink plastic hand allows its user to simulate the groping method in the comfort of their own home.
The Legend of Panther Girl by Jeff Maysh
Wrestler Ann Casey’s life is the stuff of pulp dreams. She escaped poverty, broke cultural barriers, kissed Elvis, was shot by drug dealers, and came back to win The Belt.
Illustration by Benjamin Marra
A US government agency infiltrated Cuba’s hip-hop scene to “spark a youth movement against the government.”
Pot News for Those Who Partake
There’s nothing like a pot smoking caveman to show you the effects of the high (video, below)
Highlighted here in the latest Blank on Blank video through a series of interviews in 1991 with Lawrence Grobel
Imagine driving a car—your car—to the end of a cul de sac in the Hollywood Hills where you park it inside of a garage carved into a hill. Upon exiting the vehicle, you and your date walk through a gated tunnel to a private elevator where you’re whisked up 6 stories to the top of a Tuscan tower. After stuffing everything back into place, you and your date arrive at your front door high above Hollywood BLVD. You remark “this is where David Copperfield used to live” and now my friend, this is where you live, and you’re the one with the magical powers. Featuring hardwood floors, a washer/dryer, and excellent views from the terrace, this one bedroom apartment is a sun-filled world away from that old studio you used to rent in the city that never sleeps. So sleep in, and look forward to many more elevator rides to your new heaven.
Cheerleaders For Christ by Jia Tolentino
Clear drinks, full uniform, can’t lose.
For the next couple of months, in collaboration with the upcoming film A Most Violent Year, we are publishing a culture site about New York City in 1981. From the East Village to Esplanade, we’ll tell some of the stories that shaped the year, and add in some pop culture to the mix for the fun of it. So check it out here and enjoy, there’ll be new stuff up daily.
Photo by Christopher Morris
In Grand Theft Auto V’s new first-person mode, the time-tested tradition of trolling for hookers, purchasing their services, and then killing them for the cash just got a little crazier.