The Power of Endless Positivity

Dallas Clayton: Dream Big!, a short film by Han Su Kim for Vans OffTheWall.TV

Related: ages ago Dallas did a poetry column for us, you can read them all here

“I want to cook condom food for you”

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Leave it to the Japanese to integrate condoms into cuisine for a cookbook promoting safe sex.

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Wisdom Comes In All Forms

Even in depressing tunes like this.

The Real Captain Tying Knots

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,”

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Just imagine that. Dale Decker is a Wisconsin man who suffers from a condition called Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome, which causes him to have upwards of 100 orgasms per day. While the lazy may think that the condition would be amazing, according to Decker “It makes you never want to have another orgasm for as long as you live.” That’s no fun.

Printables

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The McDonald’s Cocaine Spoon Fiasco by Zachary Crockett

How cocaine and the War on Drugs utterly destroyed McDonald’s coffee spoon

Free Market NYC >>> Black Market China

The demographics of the iPhone line have changed over the years.

 

Monday Sentiments

Charlo Greene, a former reporter on Alaska’s KTVA TV, quit on-air last night in a “Half Baked” style move after outing herself as the owner of the Alaska Cannabis Club, which she had just been reporting on in the segment.

“Now everything you’ve heard is why I, the actual owner of the Alaska Cannabis Club, will be dedicating all of my energy toward fighting for freedom and fairness, which begins with legalizing marijuana here in Alaska,” she said. “And as for this job, well, not that I have a choice but, fuck it, I quit.”

Drops the mic.

via, gawker

Linked Out

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Every week Chris Black uses his superior internet reading abilities to provide you with a list of links to things that you’re bound to find interesting
 

Learning How to Exert Self-Control

What Happens When We All Live to 100?

The Sad, Gradual Decline of the Fade-Out in Popular Music

John Lennon doing a commercial for Tower Records, 1973

The Full Story of How The Santa Monica Courthouse Became a Legal Skate Spot

The Vocabulary of Food

Is Instagram The Next Great Ad Network?

Throw Everything Out

How to Fake Your Next Vacation

A Portrait of the Alt-Bro as a Young Dumbass

Technology has made life harder for admen, but they will not disappear

The Crazy King of the American Water Slide

 

— Chris Black / @donetodeath

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Picture of the Day

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TWIST ESPO SOPE, 1995

Lunchtime Laughter

Yoga Bro is you new spiritual guru

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Everything Is For Sale on the Black Market!

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Even the blood from survivors of the Ebola virus, which is referred to as “convalescent serum.”

“I would always dream about resembling a sexy bimbo doll with huge breasts and insanely big lips”

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Well, you did it, babe.

The plastic human model known as Victoria Wild actually looked pretty good before she spent $50,000 turning herself into an inflatable sex doll with 32G breasts. I really hope some budding photographer is in the process of a super long term project documenting the skin-to-plastic sag ratio as these cosmetic creatures get older and begin to melt. That GIF would be awesome.

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California Gold

Rodeo Drive, 1984 is a series of photographs by Anthony Hernandez that he took during shopping’s peak in Beverly Hills in the early mid-80s.

The accompanying book is published by MACK.

via, jux

Printables

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How Gangs Took Over Prisons by Graeme Wood

Originally formed for self-protection, prison gangs have become the unlikely custodians of order behind bars—and of crime on the streets.

Photo by Brian L. Frank

“My singing… I’ll just say it simple as possible: it’s just godly.”

A happy Michael Jackson at the age of 21, being interviewed through his little sister Janet because he wanted it that way.

The Wide World of Weed

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Pot News for Those Who Partake
 
Now hiring: Sex columnist, with weed focus

Now firing: Kenny Scharf, lighting up a bong inside a Richard Serra sculpture

Speaking of flames… The town of Weed, California is being ravaged by wildfires

While Down UnderAustralia’s New South Wales (NSW) Police Force shook down the entire town of Nimbin

Even as PM Tony Abbott backs legalization

In other world news…

A fisherman was recently arrested after Hungarian police found his floating pot farm on a lake at the Austrian border

and

the Vatican librarian’s car was turned into the Dope Mobile after two Italian mechanics took it out for a quick smuggle

Finally…

For those in LA, Kevin Smith is signing merchandise at Buds & Roses tonight (above)
 

The Writing On The Wall

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Out of print since 1976, Roger Perry’s The Writing On The Wall has been called “the original book of London graffiti.” Featuring more street sayings than street sprayings, it’s a fine look at 1970’s London counterculture.

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Tim Dog ‘Til The Day He (Actually) Died

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Dateline closes the casket on the mysterious death of Timothy Blair aka Tim Dog

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