Printables

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Drug Dealer by Roy Klabin

Working in America’s everyday black-market economy

Running From Rap

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A middle-aged prisoner in England recently broke out of jail to escape the round-the-clock rap music that was being blasted by the younger inmates on his wing. After hearing the reason for escape at the re-sentencing, the judge delivered the cold reality to the hip-hop hater: “I’m afraid that’s one of the prices people pay if they commit crimes and go to prison.”

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A Ball in Hand is Worth Two on The Green

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Some vandalism occurred on the First green at the Darwin Golf Club in Australia’s Northern Territory

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Midnight Burlers

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Tweaked out poachers in Northern California are running rampant through old-growth redwood forests hacking off burls, bulbous, rare deformities in the trees that are highly valued for their odd grain and beauty.

Crime Sprays

Passengers hurled “objects and insults” at a trio of kids who rolled up to paint the last Hitachi train to run in Melbourne.

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“The Modern-Day Equivalent of Tipping Over Cows”

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Someone has been getting all mentos on smart cars in San Francisco

Bye Bye Banksy

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Some idiot scrubbed out two Banksy pieces in LA, filmed himself doing it, and is now being charged with Felony vandalism. Even more shameful, the 35-year-old was picked up by police at his mom’s house in Modesto, CA.

Printables

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The Dead Zoo Gang by Charles Homans

“Over the last several years, millions of dollars worth of antique rhino horns have been stolen form collections around the world. The only thing more unusual than the crimes is the theory about who is responsible: A handful of families from rural Ireland known as the Rathkeale Rovers.”

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“I don’t suppose you’d tack on aggravated assault or murder, you know, so I can get a little respect.”

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That time Ron English spent a night in jail for putting up a sticker

“Snitches End Up in Ditches”

The terrible effects of some illegal marijuana grows on the environment. This Is Your Wilderness on Drugs.

“It was on my first exploration that I realized I had, unwittingly, bought an illegal cocaine plantation.”

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Sometimes saving the rainforest means saving the people too.  Wildlife presenter Charlie Hamilton James bought a slice of land high up in the Andes in an effort to close off an illegal logging route, what he found was an impoverished community willing to do anything to survive.

“Having sex in your own home is not a crime”

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Lurker of the year calls the cops after peeping a couple doing it in their own home. The cops obviously could care less.

Today in Outstanding Mugshots

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Gerrine Garrett was arrested in Miami over the weekend for marijuana possession and tampering with evidence.

Lunchtime Laughter

Local Gas Station Wouldn’t Be That Hard To Rob

The Perverts Among Us…

Sex crimes and other weird stuff happening in the world
 
“Why would you let a 9-year-old who you hardly know put their feet on your face?”
A 19-year old ex-roller rink employee with a foot fetish has admitted to fondling over 200 pairs of little boy feet
 
“Yeah, I would definitely recommend it, if you’re lonely.”
Kids are now fucking Hot Pockets
 
“When officers arrived at the home, they found two men yelling for help from a second-story window”
If she stays out of trouble, 52-year old Terry L. Boyd will avoid jail time after keeping two men locked in a room as sex hostages
 
“Worshippers needed to feel free in their ‘mind and body’”
– A Kenyan pastor has apparently banned female congregants from wearing bras and underwear during church service
 
and to prove technology benefits all
 
“By the end of the year, I had slept with 15 men, 11 of whom were in their 20s or 30s.”
A 60-year old woman discovers Tinder
 

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Just out there turnin’ it up

“He could have been just a nut job who had delusions of being a serial killer.”

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And the search for the Zodiac Killer continues

Caught in The Act

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To this man and many others like him, a Banksy piece is just money on the street. Luckily for New Orleans, neighborhood vigilantes got in the way of this attempt to remove another piece of public art.

Photo: Charlie Varley/varleypix.com

“Once they have what they want, we snitches become dispensable.”

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Apparently the US Government has not been paying their informants

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