Sex, sex crimes, and other weird stuff happening in the world 

Here are The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals

In Brazil, there is a sex hotel strictly for pets

An olive oil injection is not the best penis enlargement procedure

Scientists have found a ‘fidelity’ hormone which keeps men from straying

Jenny McCarthy once ate some ecstasy and tried to have sex with a tree

Some of our Presidents had some kinks

“Money and sex” are two of my favorite things too

Sometimes having sex in a car looks like suicide

and sadly

One in three women feel depressed after making love

Interesting and well executed.

“The story of Bradley Manning, not as a Wikileaks ‘hacktivist’, but as a young American soldier simultaneously going through a crisis-of-conscience and a crisis-of-gender-identity.”

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Sex, sex crimes, and other weird stuff happening in the world 

A landlord in Iowa admitted to drilling 4 holes in his tenant’s ceiling to watch them in the bathroom because “they were women and naked”

1 in 3 British men can’t see their penis.

The guy in Florida who was caught having sex with his miniature donkey a while ago wants it back. The donkey’s name is “Doodle.” 

A Pennsylvania transgender man was arrested for flashing his breast implants in a Walmart

Another former porn star turned eighth grade science teacher is fired

Teacher of the Year in China followed through on a promise to dress up as French Maid if this class upped their grades

and

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Mexican smugglers need to step their Hot Wheels game up.

Sex, Sex crimes, and other weird stuff from the past week

A Brazilian girl just sold her virginity for $780,000

Sex Burglars are real and in London

In Florida, a Man has been accused of masturbating on a beach in front of mom with two small kids

This 21 year old Woman Allegedly Had Sex With Teenage Girl While her deployed Husband Watched Via Skype

Ladies in LA are now getting G-Spot injections

Here’s the 911 call about the couple having sex in an Orlando restaurant

A search of a naked clown’s vehicle who had been soliciting sex from truck drivers resulted in the seizure of several sex toys, Halloween masks and head lamps

and finally

Justin Bieber is being Sued By Michigan Man For Allegedly Purchasing a Penis Enlargement and an Abortion for Selena Gomez With a Stolen Amex

For the first time in recent memory, we agree with Pat Robertson.

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Joshua K. Pinney dressed up in this costume in an attempt to impersonate a man whose debit card he had just stolen.

Apparently the Juice is trying to sell it quietly in an all cash deal of $5 Million. So… he did kill them, huh?

The case of the JFK baggage handler who was given 3 life sentences for masterminding a global drug ring.

Paintings by Picasso, Matisse, Monet, Gauguin and Freud were stolen early this morning from the Kunsthal Museum in Rotterdam.

Unearthing the mystery graves at a now defunct reform school for boys in Marianna, Florida.

Illegal immigrant tries to get into Spain disguised as car seat

Carlos Romero admitted to Florida police that he “likes the way the fur feels on his testicles.”

This guy beat up a kid on a lawnmower and then dropped to his knee for a moment of reflection before fleeing the scene.

The Gangster Princess of Beverly Hills

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Griselda Blanco, the “Godmother of Cocaine,” was gunned down yesterday in a Medellin butcher shop by a pair of motorcycle assassins, a style of killing she has been credited as inventing.

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Yup, that is this dude’s name.

So apparently kids are getting killed for their Jordans again.