The Least Stolen Luxury Automobile

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Only four thefts of Teslas have ever been reported.

These Two Will Do Anything to Hide The Drugs…

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Two men being detained on a traffic violation in Bartlesville, Oklahoma shared an intimate moment in the back of a police cruiser earlier this week. With outstanding felony warrants and three eight balls of meth in his mouth, Timothy Povlick knew he had to do something drastic in order to conceal his speedy merchandise. His answer? Swallow the meth. Fortunately, his good buddy wouldn’t let him take the entire load himself, and the two agreed “We’re going to have to be gay for a second”. And “gay” they got. The two outlaws proceeded to kiss and transfer the baggies, unaware that their entire conversation and act was being recorded on a newly installed dashboard cam. Now charged with possession of methamphetamine and destruction of evidence, the tweakers had no clue that their brief exchange and advice, “Don’t Suck on em… swallow em homie” would be prepping them for a new life in the penitentiary.

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Un Sándwich de Jamón y Queso con 100 gramos de Cocaína, Por Favor

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A mouth-numbing ‘Cocaine Sandwich’ was found by police on a Colombian man in Spain’s #1 destination for sunburnt Brits, Benidorm.

LU.CU.MA is a Tough One

Once a blood thirsty criminal in jail for 27 years, Peruvian artist LU.CU.MA is content now with just making pictures.

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El-Chapo

The Hunt for El Chapo by Patrick Radden Keefe

How the world’s most notorious drug lord was captured.

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Drug Dealer by Roy Klabin

Working in America’s everyday black-market economy

Running From Rap

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A middle-aged prisoner in England recently broke out of jail to escape the round-the-clock rap music that was being blasted by the younger inmates on his wing. After hearing the reason for escape at the re-sentencing, the judge delivered the cold reality to the hip-hop hater: “I’m afraid that’s one of the prices people pay if they commit crimes and go to prison.”

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A Ball in Hand is Worth Two on The Green

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Some vandalism occurred on the First green at the Darwin Golf Club in Australia’s Northern Territory

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Midnight Burlers

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Tweaked out poachers in Northern California are running rampant through old-growth redwood forests hacking off burls, bulbous, rare deformities in the trees that are highly valued for their odd grain and beauty.

Crime Sprays

Passengers hurled “objects and insults” at a trio of kids who rolled up to paint the last Hitachi train to run in Melbourne.

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“The Modern-Day Equivalent of Tipping Over Cows”

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Someone has been getting all mentos on smart cars in San Francisco

Bye Bye Banksy

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Some idiot scrubbed out two Banksy pieces in LA, filmed himself doing it, and is now being charged with Felony vandalism. Even more shameful, the 35-year-old was picked up by police at his mom’s house in Modesto, CA.

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The Dead Zoo Gang by Charles Homans

“Over the last several years, millions of dollars worth of antique rhino horns have been stolen form collections around the world. The only thing more unusual than the crimes is the theory about who is responsible: A handful of families from rural Ireland known as the Rathkeale Rovers.”

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“I don’t suppose you’d tack on aggravated assault or murder, you know, so I can get a little respect.”

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That time Ron English spent a night in jail for putting up a sticker

“Snitches End Up in Ditches”

The terrible effects of some illegal marijuana grows on the environment. This Is Your Wilderness on Drugs.

“It was on my first exploration that I realized I had, unwittingly, bought an illegal cocaine plantation.”

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Sometimes saving the rainforest means saving the people too.  Wildlife presenter Charlie Hamilton James bought a slice of land high up in the Andes in an effort to close off an illegal logging route, what he found was an impoverished community willing to do anything to survive.

“Having sex in your own home is not a crime”

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Lurker of the year calls the cops after peeping a couple doing it in their own home. The cops obviously could care less.

Today in Outstanding Mugshots

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Gerrine Garrett was arrested in Miami over the weekend for marijuana possession and tampering with evidence.

Lunchtime Laughter

Local Gas Station Wouldn’t Be That Hard To Rob

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