This exists… in Nairobi.

via, @JoseRMejia

This homeless hatchet-wielding hitchhiker is your hero of the day.

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Jason London got beat up and shit his pants in a cop car the other night.

Inside the lucrative world of ecstasy smuggling

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Awesome.

A photo essay from the U.S. / Mexico border

An animated infographic.

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Grand Theft Auto in Inglewood

Two examples of white guy dreads trying to choke something.

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Rodney Alcala, the convicted serial killer who is on Death Row in California, was sentenced yesterday in NY to 25 years to life for two murders he confessed to committing in the 1970s. In 1979, a trove of photographs were discovered in a Seattle storage unit rented by Alcala with many of the subjects never being identified. These are some of them.

If you recognize anyone, please contact NYPD’s Crimestoppers’ Hotline at 1-800-577-TIPS

Between 1978 – 1981 photographer Jill Freedman traveled with the police of the Ninth and Midtown South Precincts in cruisers and on foot patrol documenting their daily operations. A resulting series of photos and quotes were made into a book in 1982. If you can find a copy, it’s worth picking up.

The New Yorker profiles theatrical pickpocket Apollo Robbins.

via, boingboing

Here is the definitive 2012 round-up of sexual mishaps in the Sunshine State.

That works very favorably.

Sex, sex crimes, and other weird stuff happening in the world 

Wait, what? Scientist: ’”Viewing online pornography can make you lose your memory.”

Don’t call young Swedish women sluts

He meant that things needed to change. A South Carolina man was arrested after throwing a jar of change at his girlfriend who denied his request for some oral pleasure.

How does one legally do that? Crime: Illegally Transporting East Texas Deer Semen

Hillbilly Porn is on the up and up

and while on that subject…

In just 6 years, 1.2 million years worth of internet porn has been watched on two websites

There’s a manhunt going on in Chicago for two flamboyant bank robbers who just escaped prison.

via, chicagoist

(thanks Kiji!)

Sex, sex crimes, and other weird stuff happening in the world 

“There’s no business like ho business.”

Meet the Sexxxtons, another Mother-Daughter porn duo

A plot was foiled to castrate and murder Justin Bieber

‘You’re 13 today! If you had a rich boyfriend he’d give you diamonds and rubies. Well, maybe next year you will — when you’ve bigger boobies!’

and while on the subject of boobs…

The latest way to smuggle 3 lbs of cocaine? Inside your breast implants

Sex, sex crimes, and other weird stuff happening in the world 

Berkeley students are doing it in the Stacks

Never complain to a cop that a prostitute hasn’t given you your money’s worth

A German nymphomaniac who had a penchant for holding lovers hostage was found dead in bed

Sometimes the law interferes with procreation

Usually an animal isn’t the third you think about in a threesome

This woman filed a false rape claim because she didn’t enjoy the sex

and finally

Testicle plates

Sex, sex crimes, and other weird stuff happening in the world 

“My wife and I have been married for five years. I recently discovered that she made between 10 and 20 porn videos when she was 19… I am devastated.”

Misplaced sex toy = ironing board assault

Germany is finally getting around to banning sex with animals

If you ever sleep with this woman, make sure she has an orgasm too

How to screw over your old lawyer boss who defends sex offenders? Open a day care next to his office.

Apparently having sex with a demon will make you gay

Vaginal cosmetic surgery: “”feel like a real woman again.”

One lady went searching for God, then settled for sex

and finally

Walt Disney’s Story of Menstruation