Tom Brady, as depicted in court today.
A shirtless man on meth and covered in mud was recently found screaming and swinging through trees inside a bird exhibit at the Santa Ana Zoo. Here’s the 911 call.
Once again the world’s most-wanted drug lord, Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán escaped from prison over the weekend through a ventilated tunnel dug 30 feet underground. Here’s how he did it, and here’s fascinating look at the operations of a cocaine cartel that feeds off of “the insatiable North American nose.”
Pictured: A Shrine for Jesus Malverde, Patron ‘Saint’ of Narco Traffickers
In a scene usually reserved for TV, that one police officer described as “pretty gruesome,” three rival motorcycle gangs broke out the chains, knives and guns, and went to war Sunday afternoon in the parking lot of a Hooters-type restaurant in Waco, Texas. When the dust finally settled, nine bikers had been killed and at least 18 people had been taken to the hospital with a variety of gunshot and stab wounds.
Florida parents Joey and Chad Mudd were recently arrested after allegedly—and repeatedly—using pot as a ‘bargaining tool’ to get their 13 and 14-year-old daughters to get good grades and clean the various bongs and pipes around the house. On one occasion, Dad allegedly even gave his daughters a couple toots of coke in his pick-up truck. Presumably they were on their way to school and he thought coke was a more affordable option than adderall.They really try to start’em young in Florida, don’t they?
“He would fashion severed limbs out of prison food to taunt the other inmates… and drizzle on packets of ketchup as blood”
Inmate Christopher Scarver on why he killed Jeffrey Dahmer in prison. He was “fiercely disgusted.”
Contenders for “trio of the year” were recently arrested after police executing a search warrant found “meth, heroin, firearms, marijuana, drug paraphernalia and a large amount of cash” in their Indiana residence. The squirrel in question was eating out of a cat food bag, running around the house, and the ginseng was out-of-season.