Without a doubt, this is the coolest thing I’ve bought for a moment. Half bath/half party robe, the Winnifred Beach Sport Utility Bathrobe is fitted with a luxurious terrycloth interior that makes it almost impossible to take off whether you’re poolside, couchside, or grabbing your morning coffee. Trust me when I say that if you’re left alone wearing this, you will fall into some deep relaxation. And don’t let me forget to mention that it looks damn awesome, fits amazing, and has enough pockets to hold your remote, your dog treats, and really anything else you could possibly imagine within the limits of a jacket.

Buy it here, and Dude, don’t think twice.