I know your mom’s going to make this a pain in the ass for me but, I’m leaving you for a Droid RAZR. Listen, this is not all your fault… RAZR and I first met years ago at the end of college and we have memories. But anyway, you’re too high maintenance, and way too fragile for me. Plus, the RAZR is skinnier than you, and that just works with what I’m going for right now.
Tell your mom I said what’s up and that I still like her computers,