And The Winner of The Kaws/Standard Lightbulb Haiku Giveaway is…

A guy named Rob, who haiku’d:

I hang these lightbulbs
Above my Zebra skin Rug
Sexy party time

Congratulations Rob! Thanks to The Standard and all who entered

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. FranklinDoesItBetter

    I like how no one has clicked the “like” button on this article because we are all pissed off that the zebra skin guy won! Guess I’ll write about zebras next time??

  2. Chris

    Just saying, that has to be the shittiest haiku i’ve read

  3. dusty bottoms

    you wrote the “randomly selected winner” part in white text, right?

  4. I actually kind of like it. Read it in Borats voice then you’ll understand. haha.

  5. What is black and white
    and read all over that has
    bred controversy?

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