Feb 8, 2011
And The Winner of The Kaws/Standard Lightbulb Haiku Giveaway is…

A guy named Rob, who haiku’d:
I hang these lightbulbs
Above my Zebra skin Rug
Sexy party time
Congratulations Rob! Thanks to The Standard and all who entered

A guy named Rob, who haiku’d:
I hang these lightbulbs
Above my Zebra skin Rug
Sexy party time
Congratulations Rob! Thanks to The Standard and all who entered
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
FranklinDoesItBetter
I like how no one has clicked the “like” button on this article because we are all pissed off that the zebra skin guy won! Guess I’ll write about zebras next time??
Feb 9th, 2011
Chris
Just saying, that has to be the shittiest haiku i’ve read
Feb 9th, 2011
dusty bottoms
you wrote the “randomly selected winner” part in white text, right?
Feb 9th, 2011
Taylor
I actually kind of like it. Read it in Borats voice then you’ll understand. haha.
Feb 18th, 2011
BENNIE
What is black and white
and read all over that has
bred controversy?
Mar 31st, 2012
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