Product Development

My mom called again
Drunk I suspect
and to tell me
she had another great idea
that would make us millions.

She had invented an electric
toothbrush
you could use in your car
with a spit cup
that fit somewhere on the dashboard.

“People would love this,”
she said.
“It would save so much time!”

Now all we have to do
Is find a way to sell this idea
And we would be rich
Rich.
Rich.
Rich.

If you have any leads
please pass them along to her.
Her name is Donna.

—Dallas Clayton