In this feature, two of our favorite people, Neil Anblomi and Anita Goodman, ask each other important questions

This week, Neil asks Anita…

Neil: The other day I was riding the subway and there was a phrase written on the wall of the train that really got me thinking.  The text read “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” So after some internet searching I found that in a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if
we drink 1 liter of  water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words we drink shit all day, everyday. So, Jenny, are you thirsty yet? Also, does love=sex?

Anita: I work in a relatively small office where we get our water from one of those Poland Spring water coolers. At some point last year we started noticing little floaters in our water, so when the bottle was empty, I lifted it out and inspected the empty machine. Its sides were coated with thick  brown slimy sludge, just fucking covered with the shit – disgusting, right? I drink about three 36 oz Nalgene bottles filled with the grody stuff daily and I’m still alive – if nothing else all the e.coli probably keeps me regular. Speaking of bacteria and being regular! I routinely leave the bathroom without washing my hands, even post BM and have a bad habit of biting my nails, how many kilos of my own caca to do you think I ingest yearly? Yes I’m thirsty, always, but only for cheap champagne. And love doesn’t = sex, sex=love, dummy.