In this feature, two of our favorite people, Neil Anblomi and Anita Goodman, ask each other important questions
This week, Anita asks Neil…
Anita: “I can’t seem to un-see that chimp mauling victim’s face. Upon seeing it, my roommate immediately said “man I would be so mad I didn’t die.” What about you? Would you want to live while being insanely disfigured? If so, what would you use to camouflage your deformaties?
Neil: This is the shortest question yet. It usually takes you three or four paragraphs of self indulgence before we get to the red meat. So first and foremost, bravo on your conciseness. Now for the answer: I would want to live. I have been disfigured before (high school acne) but, I haven’t been dead. So in that case I would go with what I know. As far as covering up the damage, I wouldn’t. If people asked “what up with your gross ass face?” I would simply let them know that I went one-on-one with a fucking primate, and walked away.