In this feature, two of our favorite people, Neil Anblomi and Anita Goodman, ask each other important questions.
This week, Anita asks Neil:
“As I get older I have noticed that hair has started sprouting in strange places. Chin, nipples, feet – it’s like studios released a sequel to my puberty without my consent, and its getting two big thumbs down. In your opinion, do you think I should just let that shit flow? Embrace nature? Be a natural, mature, beautiful woman? Or should I turn into a plucking maniac that wastes hours upon hours hunting, tweezers in hand, for the slightest little sprout of a boob pube?”
Dear Cousin It,
I feel that you are on the precipice of a very slippery slope. To answer your question, I guess that depends on whether or not you’re content with serving macchiatos to hipsters at that local coffee shop in Williamsburg or if you’re finally ready to make the jump to corporate. Starbucks has great benefits, and it might be worth the extra time and effort to get them. Personally, I think you need to stop being so selfish. Men haven’t spent countless amounts of money over the years on advertising to convince you that you need to look a certain way for you to just reject it and blaze your own happy trail.