In this new feature, two of my favorite people, Neil Anblomi and Anita Goodman, ask each other important questions.
Neil Anblomi: In your view, do you think that Iran’s pursuit of nuclear power is about creating cheap fuel? Or maybe is it that they just want to show us all that their dick is as big as ours? Moreover, would this all be such a big deal if women ran the world?
Anita Goodman: Seriously dude, what are you even talking about? We live in New York, do I care about cheap fuel? No. Gas prices in general? Probably not. Iran is pursuing nuclear power? It’s probably because, like the rest of the whole god damn world they want to blow us to pieces. Kaboom. Buh-bye. Think I’ll look good with some radioactive glow on my skin? Probably. And hey while we’re on the topic of Iran and dicks - you know what? You never hear about middle eastern dudes’ dongs. There’s the black size myth, the asian size myth (and something about sideways vaginas, right?) but what about Osama? What if his dick is fucking perfect! Not too big, not too small, just the right amount of girth, hairless, beautiful, smooth, bronzed… Holy shit. This changes everything! Oh and would this be a big deal if women ran the world? Is this fucking Jezebel.com? I don’t know how to answer that. Next!