Holy Shit this is good.

Overview

“I am making this site to chronicle the craziest living situation I have ever taken part in.  In the month that I subletted a room in this house in St. Charles (a suburb of Chicago), the police have come to the house 5 times, my landlord has been handcuffed twice, and one roommate has been hospitalized.  The focus is on my crazy landlord, Gary.  Gary is a 63 year old, currently unemployed, overweight, homeowner who enjoys a frequent alcoholic beverage and cigarette.  I believe he had bought this house with the intention of selling it for a quick profit.  This did not work out, and last I’ve heard the house is going under foreclosure in September.”