As it is now the beginning of a new work week in the new year, you are reflecting on all of your accomplishments in 2008, and planning out your goals in 2009. Have you ever wondered what your drink says about you?  For example,

“Screwdriver – The Julius of cocktails. Also know as the Vod-orange-ka (thank you Michael Scott), the screwdriver says two things about you–one–that your drinking has not progressed since sophomore year of high school (which you clearly missed out on or are just now taking part in) and two–that you will be the target of every 45 year old guy in the bar that does more work in the gym than he does in the office.

Who drinks: High school/College women with an affinity to pretending they’re drunker than they are attractive.”

According to a ex-LA bartender observations you can decide if you need to change your drink for 2009, or it may help guide you through a night of drinking. Read more about what your drinks says about you at Banned in Hollywood.