Abortion Tracker

Abortion Tracker is real, and these people are kind of crazy. Read about who they track after the jump.

via, hurtyoubad

Who We Track & How

We track everyone, and we do it in a number of award winning, innovative ways. We have volunteers hiding in the bushes outside almost every American pre-natal slaughter house, and we troll records “legally” obtained from medical workers in these facilities who have since found the Lord (or whom always had the Lord, but only decided to deliver “borrowed” records to us after the fact.

If you’ve had an abortion, even if you used a fake name, the odds are nearly certain that your name appears within our records. Even if you had the abortion prior to the Roe v. Wade ruling, whether illegally or in another country, we almost certainly have your name in our database.

We do not track women who have suffered miscarriages or still births (there but by the grace of God and everything according to His will, as He works in mysterious ways!)

“I knew you before I formed you in your mother’s womb.” – Jeremiah 1:5

This tells us from the very lips of God that abortion is something not to be taken lightly. We will never take it lightly, but will you? Will you permit your child exterminating neighbors to take it lightly? Will you marry a buxom girl of nineteen who has never known the touch of a lover, even though she had her uncle’s abortion? We can not speak for you, but we can speak to you and help you understand exactly who this “woman” is.

Wow.

6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Shouldn’t that be “world’s worst ever”?

  2. the enablist

    yes.

  3. ray

    is this for real? the FAQ is REALLY over the top…

  4. skunkworks

    Um, kind of crazy? What I want to know is where they got that cool tiny alien.

  5. Stephanie

    As soon as I ran across a reference to this site I was utterly horrified and checked it out to see what the hell those right wing crack pots were up to now. If you haven’t already, read all the way through the site, particularly the page about advertising on the site. This is where it becomes patently clear that it’s all a big joke…

  6. kd

    you do have to drill through a few pages or pick the right one to read to figure out that it’s a joke, but if you have any doubt, click the link to childtrader.com, which is *obviously* a joke.

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