This week’s KN began with a bang as perennial baddass from blue Greg shouted a tapestry of curse words over Bonanza City. Take note of this townsfolk, Greg does not take kindly to criticism, especially about how he chooses to rudely wake you up at 7am. And from that point the excitement never stopped; after a raucous night of prairie fires and root beers in the saloon the town council was forced to enact a 9:30pm curfew which was ill-received at best. During its introduction much needed help was given by Colton, a young firebrand from District Yellow who urged everyone to “Accept the Curfew and Drop it!” Hey, shutting everyone up was how Michael earned his gold star and there ain’t no shame in copying an older kid, good on ya Colt! But despite this and sacrificing his body to single handedly win the Upper Class for District Yellow, he was passed over for the holiest of holies, the golden star (suspiciously dropped form 25g’s to 20 g’s). No this week would truly be one focused on the younger folks of Bonanza City, with Yellow finally winning Upper Class as the youngest district it was only fitting to recognize another one of the little people. Yes fans, it’s Mallory’s time to shine. The town council colluded with her older sister Olivia to give young Mallory a special present on her upcoming birthday, one that would make every future birthday present she receives wreak of insufficiency; a $20,000 star, worth its weight in gold. Here’s to many happy returns Mallory! Until next time, keep practicing those Swayze Missiles!
