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The bar is named for a Prohibition-era art movement which produced seemingly anti-alcohol propoganda posters--which were actually encrypted maps to local speakeasies.

Death & Co, 433 E 6th St (Cross Street: Between 1st Avenue and Avenue A),
(212) 388-0882. We have not been there yet but lets just say its first on our list.
Before you go facts from citysearch....
The Extras
Bartenders, who hail from the likes of Milk & Honey, Flatiron Lounge and Pegu Club, know how to serve a dirty martini--with extra olive juice, in an ice-filled carafe. In addition to the $12 specialty cocktails, there are well-chosen wines, scotches and whiskies.
On the Menu
Think truffle oil mac and cheese and filet mignon wrapped in bacon ($8-$16).
Know Before You Go
Reservations are only accepted before 8pm--and afterward, the unpretentious policy is first come, first served. Parties of six or more may call ahead.